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Roxy Addams

@roxyaddams / roxyaddams.tumblr.com

I do art and occasionally I make shitty memes that y'all seem to like. Follow me on twitter (im more active there) https://twitter.com/roxyaddams_?s=21
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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

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I see all the Evan headcanons floating around and may I suggested; transfemme Evan Kelmp. That man was too happy to be a pretty princess for that split second to be cis.

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I see all the Evan headcanons floating around and may I suggested; transfemme Evan Kelmp. That man was too happy to be a pretty princess for that split second to be cis.

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rrat-king

the fort on tadershacourt from this episode, official art from the 2025 d20 calendar illustrated by the lovely @sydsketch

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soma021794

unironically made a cringe oc cause ive always wanted one.... her name is sorin she's a half demon/half angel and she's 1 million years old but looks 25 -_-... she's a guitar player and her dad is sephiroth and she hates preps... :/

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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I see the spine of the world

Sparkle and shine, light the inside

I see the spine of the world

You know it's mine, twisted and tied

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