Results day was yesterday, so might as well post my Final Major Project from my 2nd (and last) year of college. Finished editing it together on the 1st of May, started animating at some point in March. The brief was to make an animation in the Looney Tunes style to convince children to write on paper instead of typing. We had to do it in Photoshop (a lot of people did it in groups but I did this solo). Naturally, I made all of the characters birds.

Sound on if you want to hear the music I composed for it :)

the penguin.

You ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging an incredibly high resolution bat at an impossibly busty hornet’s nest?

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

Very important kitty noises

I think your cat is probably a dove

My phone that i have on my spaceshio when it rings:

This one is for the Good Morning message traditionalists 🌞

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

The Panic Dance - Ghost Trick (2010)

FUCK

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

Why do they deserve to win?

Martians

Pyro

Why do they deserve to win?

Riddler

Tempest

i feel that this is severely lacking the context that two of those propaganda pieces are specifically about THIS GUY

you can search puppy on google images. many people forget this

y’know for me it straight up doesn’t even occur to me to unfollow someone when they stop posting whatever it is i followed them for. unless the thing they’re posting about now is somehow actually actively upsetting to me i just accept it as a part of my life now. i’ll just scroll past it like i’m driving a car and dodging an obstacle on the road. and that part of the road is my daily commute and the thing stays on the road forever and i swerve around it every day for months instead of ever taking the initiative to get it removed. it just adds flavor i guess

He talks too much!

Featuring Joker

My Disney OTP

Fix it Felix x Calhoun are such an iconic husband/wife Duo

Playing and, dare I say, having fun

Concept art for Wreck-It Ralph (2012) by Lorelay Bove