Anime girl: Kya!
Portuguese Man O: War:
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Anime girl: Kya!
Portuguese Man O: War:
I will admit I have zoomed in on images in my time
Have a fun little prompt:
TP Zelda gets a dog. Link is unimpressed. She calls the dog Link. Chaos ensues.
That's it. That's the prompt.
“What is that?”
“The latest taxation proposition for Lanayru province.”
“Not that. That.”
The queen set the top page of her report aside, not deigning to glance beneath her desk.
“It’s a dog.”
Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos
“Jack, you’ve done it again! And there’s still time to sexually harass the secretary!”
“I love living in the 1950’s!”
Cat from Silent Hill
Hulkenberg doodle
this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing
Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍
dear god, it lives still
Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.
HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!
Of course he’s a Scorpio
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………
They grow up so fast. :’)
Six years!
Every year I forget about Knife-Wielding Tentacle until this post comes around
happy birthday :3
Happy eighth birthday Knife-Wielding-Tentacle
One of my favorite genres of insane Terminally Online Right Wing posting is *sees a pretty woman* "I am a gay pedophile"
not even allowed to keep adolescent sex slaves anymore. because of woke
The guy who shot Bin Laden branching out on this phenomenon a bit by directing his sexual desires towards actual young men
And he doubled down on it!
not even allowed to keep a harem of adolescent sex slaves and eat human flesh anymore. because of woke
No one asked for your take on this Human Pet Guy
I know very little about basketball but just judging by the way they talk about him I am fully convinced that a majority of cishet men would bottom for LeBron James if given the opportunity
the average cishet man would need little to no convincing if asked to polish the King's staff
This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day
just learned about the ginkgo trees that survived the nuclear blast in Hiroshima
you cannot kill me in a way that matters