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Rowan | 28 | gender is a fuck | ace/aro
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reblogged

Have a fun little prompt:

TP Zelda gets a dog. Link is unimpressed. She calls the dog Link. Chaos ensues.

That's it. That's the prompt.

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— Replaced —

“What is that?”

“The latest taxation proposition for Lanayru province.”

“Not that. That.”

The queen set the top page of her report aside, not deigning to glance beneath her desk.

“It’s a dog.”

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outaspaceman

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

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staff

They grow up so fast. :’)

Six years!

Every year I forget about Knife-Wielding Tentacle until this post comes around

happy birthday :3

Happy eighth birthday Knife-Wielding-Tentacle

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doubleca5t

One of my favorite genres of insane Terminally Online Right Wing posting is *sees a pretty woman* "I am a gay pedophile"

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evilsoup

not even allowed to keep adolescent sex slaves anymore. because of woke

The guy who shot Bin Laden branching out on this phenomenon a bit by directing his sexual desires towards actual young men

And he doubled down on it!

not even allowed to keep a harem of adolescent sex slaves and eat human flesh anymore. because of woke

No one asked for your take on this Human Pet Guy

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doubleca5t

I know very little about basketball but just judging by the way they talk about him I am fully convinced that a majority of cishet men would bottom for LeBron James if given the opportunity

the average cishet man would need little to no convincing if asked to polish the King's staff

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