Be Excellent To Each Other

I will not download the app. I will not make an account. I will not scan the QR code. You cannot make me. Better than you have tried.

why do computers even need updates. I love her the way she is…

THE BIRDCAGE — 1996, dir. Mike Nichols

Me flying anywhere: look it’s my blorbos (planes) from my show (Cabin Pressure)

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

obsessed with this person who decided to hang pics of robert redford and paul newman in their bathroom THEN decided its totally ok for the broker to take pics and list it as is. slay.

FINALLY updated my letter board

me: to really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who really didn’t take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and-

The burglar that broke into my house: bodily autonomy?

me: exactly. Now,

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

HATE when covid canonically exists within the tv universe. dont u know i'm using u for escapism

o i forgot that camerons first scene in ferris buellers day off is him answering the phone to ferris saying “cameron babe whats happening?”

Will das Jauch-Shirt der Begleiterin

@tribaltrudy

luke skywalker stans are hands down some of the most terrifying, intensely devoted fans out there

for example one time my friend and i were in her car playing “fuck, marry, kill” with the original trio and she said she’d choose to kill luke so i opened the door of the moving vehicle and threatened to jump out if she didn’t take it back 

i told my step dad once that i hated the idea of a han solo movie bc we didn’t need to know everything about him and he said “oh but we need to know everything about stupid old luke skywalker?” and i disowned him from my family and banned him from my home

when i worked at jamba juice a coworker once told me he hated luke skywalker because he was too whiny and i told him his tattoos were ugly and i never spoke a word to him again

A student told me that they hated luke skywalker for being boring and whiny and I kicked him out of class

as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw