Thor: Brunnhilde, pass the salt
Brunnhilde: sure
Brunnhilde: *throws loki toward thor*
People: Loki and Spidey are dead
Me: No they're not
People: yes they-
Me:
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Okay, so a thing happened
Basically it's the first day of high school for me and i was hoping to be classmates with my good friend, we'll call her Eve, and i just had to rely on pure luck so when i walked into the classroom and found that Eve was indeed my classmate, she saw me at the same time and didn't care that there were other people at the classroom and yelled "IT'S YOU!" Really fucking loudly, and i was too happy to think and i was like "MBLERGH, IT'S ME!" And I've never been more embarrassed
Thor: Did it hurt?
Loki: Did what hurt?
Thor: When you dug your way up from Helheim and burst through asgard's crust???
“If I'm gonna die, well... It might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.”