it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck
very old gamzee drawings
Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”
You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!
whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.
hang on I have to google something
oh you sick fuck
karkat ended up being the shoo-in for me from the pick-a-fandom-i'm-not-in poll. i now know ever so ssssslightly more about homestuck. hope y'all jokers have fun with this~
(some beginning sketches under the readmore)
it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean
i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”
i are what i eat
you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.
fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay
it is so abundantly clear you read homestuck humor wise
spotted on tiktok: the most brutal and uncaring display of violence I’ve ever seen
"I have so much homestuck on my dash" my brother in karkat you followed the homestuck blog
bro just guessed the character in homestuck meant to represent jesus christ and was correct
WHAT
oldest message in my askbox. i will not be posting it because its important to me
that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.
ngl, i’m lucky i got a pic cause otherwise even i would think i’m lying.
John.
what’s up?
this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported
checking the date on the post and seeing 2022
yup! i’m divorced and vriska is my ex wife. johnvris confirmed.
btw she streams on twitch actually?
the least i can do is plug her channel after the emotional damages waking up to this caused, so go watch the saved broadcast where she talks about that here.
AntaresVriska is the channel btw.
