IM PART MAN, PART [indistinct]

Count Kiramman

do you hear your selves

if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

"He would NOT fucking say that" does not apply to yoda, who could plausibly say anything

Took ecstacy and remembered people have feelings, I did. Making the rounds and apologizing for my past misdeeds I am

insane face card

Gimme all the Mouthwashing content you have

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

Gay

that’s his snail

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

useless ray of goddamn sunshine

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.