three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

it has been like. two days

Normalize this response

Serious about this in regard to aces with conservative families. You can very much learn into that. Stick with, "God is calling me to focus on my relationship with Him right now." and "If God wants me to marry, I trust Him to place me on that path." (something along those lines is important because you're reinforcing the idea that you will ONLY accept a partner selected for you by GOD, so any human interference- i.e. trying to set you up- is not only unwelcome but goes against God's plan for you, and wooow that is not very Christianly behavior, Aunt Susan.)

And next, I have for you God's gift to aspecs (lol pun intended.)(is that even a pun?)

And that is this- 1st Corinthians 7:8

“Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.”

‭‭^ This is the "aspec's get-out-of-jail-free" card in religious Christian circles.

You are following the wisdom of the prophet Paul and remaining unmarried to instead focus on God, and not a partner. Right? Right. See, Aunt Susan? Everything's fine. No need to set me up. I'm being godly rn.

Speaking as an AroAse Christian, this is always what I pull when people ask me about dating.

I'll find the One when I find them, and the only person I plan to ask for help with that is God. Because he's the one who knows me better than anyone else.

And if people try to weaponize your faith against you, then weaponize it back.

HEYYY the Steam Summer Sale has concluded, so I can finally share all of the fake game art I got to make for it!! Woo

The idea for this sale was to design a bunch of relatively convincing key art to hide in the Steam storefront, but that would be a little weird on second glance—Erik Wolpaw and Jay Pinkerton came up with the names/descriptions for all of Clorthax’s fake games, and then I just tried to match their energy in the final art.

This ended up being a whole lot of work for everyone involved, but it was such a blast! Super fun trying to make plausibly polished logos in a whole bunch of different styles/genres. I hope everyone got a kick out of finding each of these as much as we did making ‘em 😎👍🏼

But honestly, some of those games sound like they could be really funny/interesting to play.

Like, I would genuinely look at the Small Claims Court, the Jester trying to help te King, and the one with Frankenstein's Monster to see what they were about. Or what the game play would be like.

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

Same lol

Calling this my 17 Again AU. At the start of the summer, Stan is magically transformed back into his 17 old body. And he regains all the acne and bandaid he had in his youth. He gets a bit closer to the twins as a result and Ford is in for a shock when he comes back and realizes just how much of a baby Stan actually was when their father threw him out…

Edit: this ended up getting more traction than I thought. Send me some suggestions if you want. I plan on doing some scenes from the show that stand out to me but ideas are welcome:)

Legend of the Gobblewonker (Art)

The fic: Stars Align Prologue, The Legend of the Gobblewonker (AO3 link)

bAbiES!!

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

Love me some good clothing references.

don't give up

#Please little bird

What I learned from Fullmetal Alchemist

Good people do bad things:

Good and evil are subjective:

Sometimes those you trust the most will hurt you the worst:

Bad things happen to good people:

Even those you love can die:

 Life isn’t fair:

You can’t get something for nothing:

Don’t judge people by their outward appearance:

Don’t give up. Even when things are hard:

Don’t forget the people who helped you get where you are:

Hatred will destroy you:

People can change:

There are two sides to every story:

Even your enemies have feelings:

When the world is crashing down around you, it is okay to laugh:

… or cry:

Family comes in all shapes and sizes:

Big things come in small packages:

The truth is sometimes more frightening than you hoped:

Beauty can hide great strength:

Crying is not a weakness:

Expect the unexpected:

Sometimes you have to make a sacrifice in order to move forward:

Learn from your past. Don’t forget your mistakes:

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

you! tumblr user!

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

no. phil can, though

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)