middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

BARNACLES ARE YOU THAT SMALL

POV: you're into STEM/research and something happened in your field of work that gave you trauma and memory issues.

Me when I hear a song somewhere that was also used one (1) time in an Alton Towers Firework Spectacular:

this is a fucked up thing to see on a youtube video

Smoking on that we'd

Equal opportunity benefits can be far-reaching

https://twitter.com/sarahmei/status/818682610712866817

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

Ok, I’m crying. 

Hey this woman is one of my coworkers! She’s pretty awesome.

cruller i've known you for 3 days

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

emoji ask game for weirdos

🚬 c. can yuo put that out on me

🌌 let’s go on a 2am walk together

🫀 i want to beat you up

🫁 i want you to beat me up

⚔️ i just want to fight you i don’t care who wins

⚰️ can we have an hour long screaming match for fun

💣 your posts make me cry (because they’re bad)

🔩 your posts make me cry (because they’re good)

🧨 let’s reenact the passenger <3

🧷 i’ll help you hide a body if you need me to

📺 can we watch the show i like together. please please please please pl

🗝️ i wish we lived closer together

🪓 i want you (dead)

🌲 i want to hang out in the woods with you

🌅 are you okay. i hope you are

🛸 youre weird as fuck. (not an insult)

📀 you can run away with me any time you want

🪫 i’ve tried to ask you out about a thousand times but in my head you just always say no

🪻 i wish i was special you’re so fucking special

💐 are you gay

i don’t know why it devolved into song lyrics at the end okay i am so tired. good night send me asks