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@root-beer-riku / root-beer-riku.tumblr.com

Hey there, I'm Rue! I'm just your average illustration student, harassed cosplayer by day....Hero by night. I like to sew, draw stuff, collect superhero themed boxer briefs and drink tea.
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The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

in case you’re worried for this cat, this video is an edited voice over.

Wilfred, you fucking beast, I love you

This is an A+ video and it’s good to know the cat was not actually shouted at. I had wondered about that because neither of the cats seemed to react to the guy’s voice.

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sergle

me looking at the thousands of completely sfw posts that tumblr has already flagged

as you can see, tumblr has absolutely got a handle on the porn bot problem and their new methods are working very well.

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harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!
harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less
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list of names for the hunger taako and lup used before lucretia officially named it

  • murder cloud
  • the elvish word for “capitalism”
  • planet roomba
  • our hungry stalker
  • reset button
  • hungee boy
  • the bitch who ate my boots
  • greg
  • voreman johnson

feel free to add

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Will Smith went to London and dressed up as a Boots sales assistant to promote Jaden’s new water brand ….. what dimension are we living in

what a proud dad

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joygaytrash

Such a supporting father

“You look like Will Smith.”

“I get that a lot.”

“I think his ears are smaller, though.”

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santa-klaus

The reason Queer Eye is so influential is partly because there’s no other show like it. No one’s going to write a gay Muslim. No one’s going to write a super feminine and flamboyant guy with long hair who wears all types of clothing without him being a punchline at best. The reason this show resonates so much with people is because they can find a piece of themselves in every one of the Fab Five, and in a good way. The show portrays gays being touchy feely friends with big hearts who just want to help people, and that’s kind of spectacular.

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星の降る日にだけ現れるドラゴンを見に来たグレニュー

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skiplo-wave
Stephen: you two want anything to eat?
Peter: can I get uhhh some boneless grapes?
Stephen: what.
Shuri: I want some boneless pizza if you have any.
Stephen thinking kids speaking in tongue: TONY! TONY GET IN HERE!!!

stephen thinking kids speaking in tongue: tony tony get in here

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