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obsessed with my result ksksk
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trump will get shot, elon musk will kill himself and misandry will become a real thing by the end of 2024
If a fetus absorbs their twin in the womb do we have to charge them with murder once they pop out?
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trick or treat or something
Have this meme I saved
May your cup, wallet, and bed never go empty
May I tell you about the matriarchal polyamorous lesbian ape that is now considered to be the boat intelligent nonhuman primate and also our closest known relative (tied with chimpanzees)
Everyone meet the bonobo
They live in female lead societies where lesbian sex is more common than heterosexual. This is because they use sex as a tool to deescalate situations, apologize, and also simply for recreation. They are also the only animal besides ourselves that have been observed tongue kissing and giving oral sex (in all variations of pairings)
Because they have natural deescalation tendencies, they are considered to be far less aggressive than their counterparts, the chimpanzee.
Bonobos have also been known to share food when there is no clear benefit for the sharer, come to the aid of humans when they sound distressed, and even comfort crying humans until they seem visibly better
They are also the only other species on earth to use midwives!
Anyway, I think they’re neat and I’m upset I didn’t know more about them until recently
I’m so disconnected from social media it took me three days to find out that the one direction guy died
Wacky
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dorky is the new cool, take notes.
They’re mine now
Hey Amazon… I don’t want this :(
Why does it take away tattoos but ADDS cleavage? Perhaps it has nothing to do with dignity and it has everything to do with a creepy purity fetish
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YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME BITCHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!
FREEDOMMMM!!!
Thank you raccoon in a hat. You will be valued in the roombalution
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stroking my shit in an avant-garde type of way
a collection from the notes
“You know if humans can cast spell n shit but we just haven’t found the right words yet, the right words will probably be discovered by some fucking white dad sneezing in Wisconsin”
-my roommate, high off his ass
Why is this a sponsored fucking ad?!
HELP