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stressed but well dressed
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I told you before, ogres dont live happily ever after!

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i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

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We taught him that, right?  I didn’t teach him that, and you definitely didn’t.

(Promise me you’ll do this. I promise.)

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kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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