Slap Bet Commissioner

… they are talking about the mission to keep Hitchcock from spilling on himself for the rest of the day. Please watch brooklyn nine-nine!

This should be the new M&M commercial!

ben wyatt was queer eye to april and andy when they were eating out of a frisbee and he was like stop living like this

donna and tom were queer eye to ben wyatt when he was eating soup alone on a bench and they were like treat yo self

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

TELL ME WHY

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

I WANT IT THAT WAY

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

it’s quiet uptown || parks and recreation

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

this is my favorite post

i can’t not re blog this 

Has this been done yet?

this is quite possibly my favorite twitter interaction

Charlotte: *Tells Elizabeth that she’s engaged to Mr. Collins*

Elizabeth:

Charlotte:

The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

you: excessive and incorrect use of commas

me—an intellectual: excessive and incorrect use of m dashes

me, a pseudo-intellectual: both, if at all possible—and it’s always possible

me, a showoff: both of those – but, and this is important; it is never the wrong time to use a semicolon

it’s quiet uptown || parks and recreation

Rebecca’s Reprise

This is a deep The Office reference and we are here for it.