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I BROUGHT THE BAD WEATHER WITH ME

@rod-emperor-of-dune / rod-emperor-of-dune.tumblr.com

art, photography, and shitposts.... may contain: profanity, half-assed tagging, leftist propaganda, salt, stupid clown fuckery, animals (including spiders etc), nature, cityscapes, space shit, sci fi and cyberpunk, et cetera et cetera. i block poor citations and AI techbros without hesitation; get tf out of here with that tinman shit.
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I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

They’re single and ready to mingle~

HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN!

new tumblr seems to somehow break the old-style chain, leaving out the bulk of the ghostchan material. let's see if this post works

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

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