I firmly believe there is only one reason Andreil would ever get married and that’s so Neil can send a copy of their marriage certificate to agent Browning where his name is change again to Neil Josten-Minyard with a post-it note saying:
Oups! I did it again <3
Happy Halloween! Wicked Kavetham be upon ye!!
so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.
For better or worse, Luce has the power of God & Anime on their side.
holy shit the pope’s vtuber avatar reveal
No, because this is so Andreil coded I can't.
Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me
I can’t believe the upperclassmen ever thought Neil was anything close to normal like babe pls
Their entire perception of him would have changed upon hearing that last line
andreil is NOT an 'i can fix him' scenario. neil saw andrew and was like 'hes scary i'm going to let him save my life' and andrew saw neil and said 'hes so fucked up i wonder what happens if i do this' and then took him to the club
the one true 'i can fix him' in all for the game is kateaaron. THAT was a girl seeing a fucked up blond guy and going 'yeah i can fix that'. and she DID. queen.
(the au where andreil gets outed pt.2)
first snow
'I just want you to know who I am'
🎶 Iris | Goo Goo Dolls
Art credits : rottenbasil, sanexiah, @llstarcasterll , majordangerrr, lis_photoart, dshr_art
wishing my demisexual king neil fucking josten a good asexual awareness week. i hope he continues to obsess over andrew’s capable shoulders and the way the sunlight reflects on his hair casting golden halos around him like something out of a fucking baroque painting. go shine king
Consider this
Neuv's working 9-5 💙
I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness
bro i love them
Best part is the background commentary from the other seventh graders:
Student 1: How does he do that???
Student 2, in a bored tone: he’s gay, he can do anything 🙄
man this is so funny
