ivory tower of zero hoes

alright wikipedia I know why this is there. but it's still sort of an unusual way to break my immersion into the article

yeah. why?

having fun at the biting demonstration

noncon friendship

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a baby bird just pulled me out of my car and drove away

Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can't stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don't need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

deeply obsessed with this

thinking about how my old university's automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88

Way, way back in the day, because I am ancient, our university assigned us email addresses you couldn't have changed, which included your first initial, middle initial, part of your surname, and the last five digits of your social security number. They stopped doing that after people kicked up a huge fucking fuss, but...

... I think I'd still rather have that one than your friend's. Damn.

My old job assigned me "cajones" and I had to very, very gently tell them that I could not and would not send professional emails with it because my email would be balls@company.com

I just cackled so loud it scared the dogs.

My mom had a colleague whose name was something like Sara Tan and was given "[email protected]"

What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

I was wondering why so many of the notes on this were about hockey (???) and I didn't expect the answer to be "the captain of the Maple Leafs is selling a healing electromagnetic amulet" but here we are