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Come Feed the Rain

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Supreme jester of the dark dark side of the moon moon. - @nightingaletrash 30+. Aroace cis+ gender expat. Not religious but I reblog religious stuff. Sometimes I write about vampires. AuDHD. Irritable. Disabled. Australian. Queer as in fuck you.
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I’m sat drunk in the beer garden of a rock bar and some chick is happily explaining that “So Jonathan Harker goes to this castle in Transylvania and he doesn’t know he’s in Dracula, right” to a guy who seems totally enthralled and I wish them nothing but the best

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fieldlands

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

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girls4losers

i gotta remember this

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gogogoat495

[ID: Reddit question asking "How do you start doing things you're scared of?" with a reply by u/Donglemaestro reading "Become more scared of doing nothing forever." /End ID]

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annacaffeina

Ok, to prove to my husband that this is more a European device than a U.S. device I am going to need more non-US people to reblog this.

Do not reblog for science. No science will be happening. Reblog to help me prove a point!

(If I am right I will show him this poll. If I am wrong he will never know this happened)

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bace-jeleren

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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trans-rites
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shining-dawn

String identified: Accta "a t ca" tt, a a, at t tc t a at-t-cta-attact a a, a tc c / a gg t cg . a t t t a a ' Aa a ta t a t a g tat a 't ga cc a . G gggg a gag ca t a t 'a t' a G g , ' , ag, t tat' a t . tgt g cta, t tat t t ca cat tc. T aac.

Closest match: Biomphalaria glabrata genome assembly, chromosome: 11

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At work whenever I pee I push down the handle and wait for screaming, bc patients don’t always lock the door. Unfortunately today I got the chillest patient ever so for the first time the scream test failed

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sonny-kiddo

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

  1. bitch I might be
  2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
  3. swiggity swag
  4. the D
  5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
  6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
  7. AYYY LMAO
  8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
  9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
  10. And now, the weather
  11. at least 2 potato
  12. we’ve come full circle ! 
  13. life hack :
  14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
  15. so many
  16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
  17. mahogany 
  18. *sweats nervously*
  19. same. 
  20. spooper hot choclety milk
  21. #SHERLOCKLIVES
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