Bad Lutheran

Help settle an argument between me and my wife.

Which one of you dum dums think it's anything but even?

I do. The fact fact that so many of you are siding with my wife annoys me

If it can be cleanly divided by 2, it’s even. It just has the benefit of also being prime.

2 is not a prime number.

It's only divisible by itself and 1. That makes it prime.

And prime numbers can't be even

Help settle an argument between me and my wife.

Which one of you dum dums think it's anything but even?

I do. The fact fact that so many of you are siding with my wife annoys me

If it can be cleanly divided by 2, it’s even. It just has the benefit of also being prime.

There are no even prime numbers.

Help settle an argument between me and my wife.

Which one of you dum dums think it's anything but even?

I do. The fact fact that so many of you are siding with my wife annoys me

One of their most popular slogans is to “get out and vote”

They tell us how needing an ID is voter suppression.

They say how democracy is so essential.

And then they make this when they lose.

I love how the 'defenders of democracy' have suddenly decided that the common people are too stupid to be trusted with the vote

my holiday season plans:

and of course, presumably, a drunkard's grave.

I love how this was from a time where apparently cocaine was in the middle of these things

Cocaine was a step on the way to ginger ale.

I assumed they meant coca as in hot chocolate. Hence it's pairing with tea and coffee

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

No Die Hard? Nightmare Before Christmas? Krampus? Scrooged?

Taxation enjoyers when the Wrong Team wants to tax something:

When did Trump hold a Nazi rally????

And no, actually, America has gone quite far left. XD Kamala just campaigned incredibly poorly and y'all are such toxic assholes to the people you want to support you, and refuse to acknowledge it's your fucking fault these people aren't supporting you.

You just do what you did here. Blame it on white supremacy and pretend it can't possibly be your fault.

Trump held a political rally at Madison Square Garden.

The American Nazi party held a rally at Madison Square Garden in the 1930s.

Yes thats literally all they have.

The saga of Peanut the Squirrel

I know this against my will but the owner of peanut was repeatedly warned that he needed to give him up and could not have him without a license, and the reason peanut was euthanized was bc he bit the cop that came to get him and since the owner had never bothered to get him vaccinated for rabies they had to euthanize him (peanut) to test his brain for rabies. So actually this really is pretty much completely all on the owner.

Every cop should get bitten by a squirrel and contract rabies. You’re a shameful coward

I didn't think I had to clarify my point was that every pet should be vaccinated against rabies at a bare minimum, not that peanut deserved to die for the crime of biting a cop. The cop biting part was admirable.

this can’t be real

He put them together at the kids table that doesn’t exist I’m fucking crying

Orwell was close with the whole "government institution named after its opposite" thing.

He made it seem much cooler in the book.

What can do about government wast and inefficiency?

I know, we'll add another layer of bureaucracy.