Shawn being pissed at Robby for getting Kenny involved with Cobra Kai is soooooo funny like girl this is literally what YOU told him to do wdym 😭
Actually Shawn being pissed off at Robby is really just so they can pick up their enemies to friends to enemies again to friends again to lovers arc. In this essay I—
In season 6 miguel and robby go to the batting cages to bond at johnnys behest where they run into shawn and kenny, also at the batting cages to bond. miguel tries to show robby his cool trick of punching the baseballs that he learned from johnny when kenny sees and gets really angry because h eye!!! miguel is hurting the baseballs!!! and miguel is like, actually the baseballs like to be punched its good for them. and then shawn is like, my name is shawn and i am here too but only for this scene. and robby is like, hey guys lets all be friends. And kennys like i bet i can punch more baseballs than you, and miguel is like game on! and then kenny loses the bet and gets angry and it escalates into a full blown karate brawl while robby and shawn roll around making out on the ground underneath them. The end.
me @ all the shawbby hoes who manifested shawn payne into season 6
In season 5 shawn joins cobra kai mostly to keep an eye on his younger brother but he ends up getting into a friends with benefits type situation with kyler and kenny is so fed up by this that it prompts him to quit and go complain about everything to robby who upon hearing that shawn has a sort of boyfriend turns into a giant jealous rage monster and hulk smashes every cobra kai in the valley and that’s how terry silver is finally defeated. through the power of homosexuality <3
So no shawn in the season 5 trailer?
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Robby comes out by standing in front of the Miyagi Fang and making out with Shawn
They’re also both wearing this shirt
In season 4 Kreese and Silver drag Robby to the mall to buy him some new clothes (if he’s gonna roll with them, he’s gonna do it in style) but when they get there they find Daniel and Miguel taking Johnny shopping because he hasn’t bought new clothes since the 80’s but when Robby sees them he just loses it and turns into a giant jealous green rage monster and hulk smashes the entire mall out of pure fury doing thousands of dollars worth of property damage in the process so he winds up back in juvie where he reconnects with Shawn and once they’re both released they move up to Monterey and set up a little bonsai shop by the seaside called Shawbby’s Little Trees live happily ever after the end.
No but i will genuinely be so disappointed when season 4 comes out and it doesn’t feature a subplot in which robby and shawn run away together and open up a bonsai shop
feeling hopeful that shawns gonna return for s4 😌 trying to manifest 😌
no but honestly my favorite thing about shawbby’s little trees is since they took down both dojos, I feel like one of them would put up a sign saying “no karate on the premises” (or just the general area of the store if premises isn’t the right word). The customers don’t know why that sign is there but they don’t bother questioning it
Yes!! And one day Daniel and Johnny show up at their shop and try to come in but Shawn just picks up the sign and waves it in their face yelling “the power of peace compels you!! the power of peace compels you!!” and then you see the demonic spirits that have been possesing their bodies leave and they crumple to the ground and then when they stand back up they look deeply into each others eye and start making out and then Robby sees from where he was trimming the bonsais and starts crying the end.
#i am. so sorry for what i just wrote.#if you ask me to explain my thought process i simply cannot#i felt like i had a demon possesing me while i wrote this........I apologize#latetoalltheparties#also thank you for getting me on the robby/shawn bandwagon in the first place 😌 i dont know where id be without shawbby in my life#robby keene#shawn payne
Me, trying to explain how robby actually joined cobra kai as a mastermind plot to take down all three dojos and eliminate karate from the valley altogether so he can live out the rest of his life peacefully with his gay lover shawn