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Is the monk required to take his clothes off before arresting someone or is that just what he’s like as a person?

Let's just say he was exiled for a reason.

The ankle monitor really adds to the vibes

can’t stop thinking about them

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Two tiktok clips posted together by tiktok account shooshimango

clip 1 of a tiktok: food is dipped into a white sauce, with a brief view of a man eating it. "delicious with tee-zay-tee-zai-kai" is narrated by a masculine narrator. onscreen, a caption of "delicious with taztziki" is shown.

clip 2: three men in wigs (toupés?) look disgusted at the camera. one of them is wearing a cross; they are dressed as stereotypes of their own greek culture. after a pause, the one in the center repeats "tee-zay-tee-zai-kai, eh?". A second later, all three begin manically screaming over each other in greek: "There*! Wanker! what are you saying, my babe**? it's dza-dzee-kee! dza-dzee-kee you*** idiot! what are you saying?". two of the men walk off screen in contempt at the end.

*you can say "there" in Greek in a way that is a deep insult. it requires a hand gesture.

**μωρέ μου can only really be used at a peer/older person, is masculine, and is derogatory, but does technically derive from my baby. generally used to imply you've had enough of someone's bullshit.

*** ρε and βρε kind of mean "you" and are disrespectful. you might use them with your mate in a friendly way but here it's an insult.

He's so pleased with himself when he sees the sign on Streetview and gets to say the line but to be totally fair here he earned it

ball pit baby

had to clip this because jesus CHRIST

That paw tap did it

Don't make me tap the sign (again).

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

wow just like Howlds Moving Castle

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

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