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Once in high school I went to a Bruce Springsteen concert and it was a hot summer evening so the bugs were out in force and this one tenacious cicada flew right into Bruce’s face and bounced off onto the floor in front of him and he bent down to pick it up and held it out in front of the crowd and he said “all right, okay, I don’t want to cast aspersions on your local wildlife here, but North Carolina, can somebody please tell me—what the FUCK is this space-alien-lookin thing?” and a reporter took a picture and that was the image they used in the paper the next day: Bruce Springsteen looking perplexed while holding a concussed cicada

so yeah that’s my favorite bug, it was that specific cicada

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I went looking for confirmation of this event (making sure I wasn’t just inventing a memory) and:

I’m glad there are lots of cool people who keep track of this stuff! But take it from the lame 15-year-old whose much-cooler parents took her to the concert in a vain attempt to turn her Cool(tm) via coolness-exposure-therapy (it did not work): the creature that Bruce held up was not “a locust” or “a cricket, apparently.” It was a cicada. I may not know my Brilliant Disguise from my Dancing in the Dark, but I know my local insects and that bug was absolutely a cicada!

Sadly, I think I did make up the thing about the picture in the newspaper. The site above contains teeny little images of my local paper’s reporting on the concert, and that picture of Bruce at the mic is the one I thought I remembered, but it doesn’t look like he’s holding the bug in that pic. Aww.

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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

if I make and post an insanely detailed powerpoint on the twenty different equations I run mentally during casual conversation to make it flow better, everyone has to say that it's sexy and cool and not weird at all

remember, everyone promised to be cool! also disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer assume I said all the things you'd say to be like "i know human interaction is complicated, i know some of what i listed here would be very annoying to some people," and all that

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the term "phasmid," meaning "stick insect," comes from a latin word meaning "apparition" or "phantom," due to the creatures' ability to hide in plain sight, and then move around and scare people.

the largest phasmids likely remain undiscovered; the longest insect known to science was a phasmid from a species that remains formally unnamed and undescribed, even since being captured for the first time in china in 2014.

a female specimen of the quasi-mythical australian species of gargantuan stick insect was sought by a curator of museum victoria for three years before he encountered one, also in 2014. upon realizing what it was, he says, “I started screaming."

for everyone who asked:

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sadgi

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

too good for tags

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Home protection ideas for ladies. Stay safe, queens!

Is the monk required to take his clothes off before arresting someone or is that just what he’s like as a person?

Let's just say he was exiled for a reason.

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teaboot

The ankle monitor really adds to the vibes

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