God this was the best.

@bricksandmortarandchewinggum

when i was watching this i almost felt bad for ryan and then i remembered what a shit he is and i laughed and laughed

My favorite televised event probably ever. Until the Lions when the Super Bowl. I wish they put it on Netflix.

MALARKEY

Joey B. wiped the floor with Ryan and it was glorious.

Confession-

BM: that bitch trapped me. BW: how so? Like what do you mean?… BM: she’s pregnant, I know she only keeping it for the money #childsupport BW: don’t you work at Walmart? BM: and? BW: she can’t live off of a $150 bruh, you not ballin like Jordan. BM: But still. BW: didn’t YOU get HER pregnant? BM: yeah. BW: don’t YOU have sperm? BM: yeah. BW: so I assume y'all didn’t use condoms? BM: Nah, you can’t feel anything. BW: did you bother getting her Plan B? BM: Naw, the lying bitch told me she was on birth control BW: Lying? You do know birth control isn’t 100% and shouldn’t be taken advantage of, it’s like a safety net. Why can’t you admit you were irresponsible? BM: *crickets* BW: women just carry the babies right? Like she can’t get anyone pregnant. BM: *crickets* BW: wasn’t you PROUDLY saying this is a man’s world? BM: *crickets* BW: you know women can DIE from child birth, get cut OPEN with C- sections, preeclampsia, & other serious health complications just for carrying a baby right? BM: *crickets* BW: can your sperm take away your life? I know getting a woman pregnant & her having a difficult pregnancy can. BM: *crickets* BW: but if it’s your child wouldn’t you want to help out financially? BM: *crickets* BW: Oh wait no I forgot, y'all are like future. Want to be called “daddy” without the responsibility but when a man like Russell comes into the picture treating your child right, y'all get shitty. BM: *crickets* BW: But continue on with how she trapped you. Lol

BLOOooOooooOOOooP

Things that never, ever get old: Owl sounds

Classic Hootbeast.

A great horned owl hooting. I can’t stop watching this.

Something about this is so comforting

@ro-s-a-spark-s

I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?

your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening

but now you want to be included

no

Owl loves rubs. [video]

This is so important to me

i have legit never seen an owl trust someone so much it just lies back in bliss

@ro-s-a-spark-s

This is much needed.

i’m agnostic, about godzilla. there’s so much we don’t know. who am i to decide whether godzilla is real or not.