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Read STARFISH and The Dragon Prince's Consort on Wattpad for FREE! Yelling into the void about my plot-heavy softcore sci-fi romance books and hoping/worrying that it yells back. Proud 35+ Childless Cat Lady, LGBTQIA-friendly, minors can read but DNI.
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I recently overcame one of my Greatest Fears and touched a shark!

Granted, he was only 2.5 feet long and couldn't bite through a wet paper bag made out of lettuce and manatee farts, but I touched it! And I survived! With all of my fingers and my pride!

Then Beloved Husband asked me if I wanted to touch one of the big ones and I told him I'd rather stick my head in a bell jar full of pissed-off hornets. My limit on sea creatures is 3 feet - anything bigger can fuck right off, thank you very much. That includes seaweed, crocodiles and stingrays.

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