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Read STARFISH and The Dragon Prince's Consort on Wattpad for FREE! Yelling into the void about my plot-heavy softcore sci-fi romance books and hoping/worrying that it yells back. Proud 35+ Childless Cat Lady, LGBTQIA-friendly, minors can read but DNI.
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dyrewrites

The problem with writing romance, and not specifically romance where the sex happens, but any romance is...

Whether you intend it or not, you're interests are in there. Your desires are laid bare. What you lust for, perhaps, what attracts (and doesn't) certainly but more what you long for in a relationship and what frightens you away from one.

Everyone who reads it will know more about you than you probably want. You will learn more about you than you probably want.

This is true for all writing, but for some reason the intimate nature of relationships (both romantic and not, because you'll find those out too) is a bit more painful to broadcast.

And I am not simply talking about stories where romance is the entire point. I mean any stories with relationship dynamics to deal with.

You smash those dolls together, you have fun breaking hearts, but just remember what little doors in your own you are opening as you do.

Or the realization that you are what you write is going to hit you like a brick.

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rmhashauthor

Let me write my smutty alien books is peace, wouldja?? I know what I like and what I like are big beefy aliens with HUGE... personalities 😁 And plot! I love plot! Hot, meaty, THICC, juicy plot 🤤

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Could I get a crumb of monsterfucker content that doesn't involve pregnancy

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rmhashauthor

Hello!! As a fellow tokophobe I write sci-fi romance that doesn't include pregnancy, sexual assault, Fated Mates, Alphaholes, or butt stuff! I don't like those things in my personal life or in fiction so I don't write about them!

I DO, however, write size difference, fun species, unique *ahem* equipment, exciting anatomy and what I hope are really interesting cultures in plot-heavy sci-fi softcore porn! That's right, I like to tell compelling stories with lots of neat details about language, clothes, religion and food that bring my stories to life on the page as well as consensual sex between humans and non-human alien species, of which I have at least EIGHT, and there are currently TWO complete stories and one in the works you can read for FREE on Wattpad!

STARFISH is a novel-length book about buff eight-foot-tall semi-aquatic aliens that glow in the dark 🌟 They're huge and jacked and very intelligent, and their tongues are really quite amazing if you know what I mean 😏

PET is a short story for all the furries out there - especially if you're into pet play and older men who just want to pamper the hell out of you 💅 Also knotting and primal stuff!

The Dragon Prince's Consort (in progress but still available to read) is for all you dragon and Dragonborn lovers out there 😁 While they don't breathe fire, they do have horns and tails and at least one of them is BIG into femdom and light bondage 🪢

While I am currently on a posting hiatus for my mental health until June 20, 2024, you can read all 48 chapters FOR FREE until I return to my usual Thursday update schedule.

Some day I'll post a whole thing about stuff I will and won't write, but for now rest assured that ALL of my fictional relationships are between consenting adults who communicate what they want and listen to each other both in and out of the bedroom. On top of that, I try REALLY HARD to keep the plot front-and-center and the sex as relevant as possible - my personal theory is that my work should be like a well-balanced meal: you get just as much healthy, nutritious stuff as you get steamy, delicious sexy bits to keep you hungry for more 😋

Enjoy!

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rmhashauthor

What do you mean "old"?? I'm still running the damn thing! I have a book that I update EVERY SINGLE WEEK

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Wattpad is kind of fun, okay? I don't know any people in real life so I've come to rely on strangers from the interwebs for validation and feedback. Let an old broad do her thing.

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I'm shamelessly stealing this from twitter, but writers !! Quick, reblog with the last line or two that you wrote, no cheating.

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rmhashauthor

“She doesn't love you, she knows you're nothing more than a stupid little mother-killing runt! She's no better, she's just an ugly yellow-faced human whore.”

Rage like black ice, cold and sharp like the screaming winds that buffeted the mountainside on long winter nights, rose in Valen's belly with the force of an erupting caldera and he leaped at his brother. “Don't call her that!” While the edges of his vision darkened the center remained clear and vivid, Tias's yellow eyes first widening in surprise then narrowing as he gripped his halberd with both hands; he just managed to raise his weapon in time to keep Valen's from crashing down on his head.

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Sorry for the late ask, but here you go! Which of your characters do you think is the most "sketchy" without being outright evil/bad/antagonistic?

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Ohh this is an interesting one...

I didn't really write any "sketchy" characters in my first book STARFISH, everybody was pretty chill and mostly honest. In my second book, The Dragon Prince's Consort, I think as far as "sketchiness" goes I'd have to pick Fang.

Born into extreme poverty, little Lienfang Shan grew up on hunger and unpaid electric bills. Her parents Meilin and Charles did their absolute best, but living in the Federation (the part of the galaxy considered 'human territory) where the mere thought of socialism makes your grandma's pearls clutch their pearls means that any kind of aid is either hard to come by or still not enough. And after Charlie got sick and Meilin got hurt on the job, Fang had to give up on school and start working to support her parents. So she knows a thing or two about talking her way out of trouble as well as standing up to the local hustlers and pimps.

Which is exactly why she's so damn good at pretending to be Prince Valen Drassian's Lady Courtesan - she's got that bold-as-brass confidence that comes from surviving the streets, the ability to hold her head up and act like she's the Queen of Everything in the face of trouble (Valen's oldest brother Tias). She and Valen are effectively conning the Drassian Empire into thinking she's someone important so he can get the Federation Envoy to agree to his terms. Valen has legitimacy on his side - his father is the freaking Dragon Emperor - but Fang has the cunning and street-sense to see through everyone's bullshit and think several steps ahead of Tias. It was her idea to act like she and Valen are horns-over-tail in LOVE with each other, to pretend that Tias's dirty trick was all intentional and that despite their different species humans and Drass can work together and coexist (and there's also the revenge angle). So while I wouldn't say she's "sketchy" I would say that Fang is definitely a mastermind of deception and she steps into her role as Lady Courtesan with great enthusiasm and skill.

The Dragon Prince's Consort is currently posting new chapters every Thursday on Wattpad! As of January 2024 it's about halfway done, so if you want to bookmark the link for later go right ahead! I also have a complete book, STARFISH, and a short story "PET" available if you're into aliens/monsters, romance, scifi-romance, giant aliens with strange bits, and sexy stories with actual plots. Also, I've made something of a personal commitment to write POC main characters/love interests, mainly because I'm tired of seeing my own face on everything and I don't find most stories about people who look like me to be very interesting. And while the stories I currently offer are hetero, I will be straying from that format in the future as I learn and grow as a writer and a person.

Finally, since I'm not currently making any money off of my writing, here's my Ko-fi! Will your donation buy chicken-flavored treats for my cat or a leather collar for my husband? Who knows! I mean, you can specify if you want, I'm not gonna tell you what to do...

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jaded-stag

Writing is about learning writing “rules” and then breaking all of them

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rmhashauthor

Learn the rules by all means, but then take the rules by the scruff and politely chokeslam them into next Friday.

"Hard science fiction and fluffy monster romance don't belong in the same genre!" Kindly introduce your face to my pretty chunky leather heel. Begone with you.

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mjjune

Just wanna say I absolutely love it when I gain a new follower who then goes to like/reblog like 20 things right in a row. I log in like whut?? 20 notes??? to see it's all a new person lol

A+ I love you thank you for appreciating my random posts (and also immediately showing me you're not a bot 11/10)

And now I'm ONE follower away from a pretty big milestone 😭

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rmhashauthor

Saaaaaaame. I posted a dirty little story a few days ago and the attention is filling my soul.

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versegm

Arrrgh I already complained about it but man. Fucking hate how weird people are when it comes to sexuality in art. "Ohhh this only exists because the writer was horny it can't possibly have anything deep to say" fucking imagine if we applied it to other emotions. Sorry Antigones can't possibly be about anything meaningful the writer was clearly just sad. Hamlet isn't a good or interesting play actually it was just Shakespeare being angry.

I've had people say things like "for a horny comic it's surprisingly well written" about Death Becomes You, as if horny being a factor in my comic means that is all it can be defined as and it is by default a lesser genre because of it.

It's fucking absurd, sexuality is literally a massive, foundational part of the human experience and I feel like I'm going insane that people sniff at it as something that's "optional" and "lesser"

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rmhashauthor

I was literally the unhappiest person before I finally met my husband and FINALLY got to explore my sexuality. I was frustrated and I felt lonely ALL THE TIME, not just in the lack of sex but the lack of intimacy. I couldn't talk about certain things with my friends, not that I had many at the time, and I knew I wouldn't get the same kind of connection I wanted from platonic relationships. I know there's a billion lines of literature about how women should be independent and able to express herself without the help of a man - and I do those things very well, thanks, and I was doing them LONG before he came along - but this was something I KNEW I needed, I just didn't know how to find it. I got lucky, in the most random, out of the clear blue sky way, to finally, FINALLY find the person who I could TRULY share EVERYTHING with and nothing compares to that freedom for me. And I say this with MASSIVE respect to asexual and aromantic people - you and your experiences are just as valid and unique as mine, and I don't want to give off the impression that I don't think this matters to the aro and ace community. It's just a different way to experience being human, and it's still beautiful and good.

So yeah, my stories are HEAVILY laced with sexuality and sensuality. I continue to explore mine through writing as well as with my husband, and every weird, funny, awkward, kinky, borderline bizarre experiment on paper as well as our bedroom makes me feel more confident, more real, more human. It's one of those things that I cannot BELIEVE is real sometimes, because there's nothing in the world like that vulnerability. I used to think romance novels were all garbage, until I started living mine. So I'm going to keep doing this, because it pleases me and keeps me sane and because I want to share how I experience the world. Art is art, no matter how sticky.

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Had a couple of people suggest I make an aesthetic board for STARFISH, so I went and did it! This is a new thing for me because I cannot draw and I did not take ANY graphic design classes in college, but I do have a folder full of stuff I used as reference material and this is the best of the best.

I've had one person ask about fanfiction/fanart, and after I picked my head up off the floor I said "Sure, go nuts! Just give credit when and where it's due and send me a link so I can see it!" So yeah, if anyone is feeling the urge I'm not gonna tell you no, because I'm not going to stomp on someone's creativity.

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STARFISH is FINISHED!!

Ohhh my god, I DID IT! I've been wanting to actually WRITE and FINISH and PUBLISH a book since I was about 16, and now I can say I have! Yesterday I posted the final chapter of my sci-fi romance novel STARFISH over on Wattpad, and it's taking a while to sink in:

I'm a published author.

I mean, it's not Simon & Schuster-published, it's not on a Barnes & Noble shelf, and I HOPE it's not on Amazon yet because I haven't put it there and if it is someone's gonna get hurt, but it's out there in the world where people can read it and briefly see what the inside of my head is like (fair warning, it's a mess in here) and if you want to read it you CAN! butpleasedontfeellikeyouhavetoitsjustasexybookthatiworkedonreallyhardandimveryproudofmyself

I do have another project in the works, but since I'll be starting a new job this week I'll need to focus on training for a while so I'm giving myself some time off from posting. Thinking 6-8 weeks. In the meantime I hope I'll have some spare time to work on my current project, which if I'm being honest is a bit more ambitious than STARFISH because it has more stuff going on politically as well as the usual alien sex. Once I have a clearer schedule I should be able to settle back in and be more predictable.

Also, over on my Instagram I will be participating in #AuthorApril23 so if you want to see how that's going do feel free to have a look!

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Hey folks reblog this with a few sentences introducing your WIP. Whether badly explained, or in the form of an elevator pitch, I wanna know more about your WIPs!

Also tell me your genres / subgenres so I can reblog and tag them and boost you!

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A century after humankind makes contact with the Dreen, another intelligent civilization has revealed itself from the shadows of space and struck up a tense peace with the humans: the scaly, red-skinned, black-horned Drass.

Fang, a human woman who has spent her whole life in poverty on human colonies, decides that in order to escape freezing Anun (and the dangerous hustler she owes) she must take one last job to get the funds for a shuttle back to Fed territory. But her last client - a soft-spoken, courteous, oddly sexy young Drass who insists Fang call him by just his given name - is far more important than he would appear...

Genre: sci-fi romance

Mature: Very 😏

Progress so far: 9 chapters

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STARFISH chapter 12 excerpt

Wherein Nina gets all dressed up...

Nina stood before the frosted glass of Doctor Ardus's office door, using the reflection to make a last-minute adjustment to her outfit. Her favorite grey dress hugged her hips and thighs, the short white blazer nipping in at her waist and drawing the eye to the dress's low neck. For added punch, she wore a necklace of pink coral pieces strung on fine silver wire. The coral would certainly attract attention, and the few inches of cleavage dusted with a little bronze shimmering powder would grab hold of it like a barracuda – she'd passed Doctor O'Connell on the way in and he'd certainly looked. Arranging her hair behind her ears to better show off the matching pink coral drops, Nina tapped the screen and the door slid open. Her heels clicked as she stepped over the threshold. Doctor Ardus sat at his desk, bent over the reading pane typing while Athe put away books and files. She smiled. “Good morning, Doctor Ardus.”

“Good morning, Doctor Ni-” His deep voice abruptly cut off as he raised his head. The reaction her arrival generated was perfect and priceless: both the biologist and his personal assistant stared at her, Athe with a look of smug, knowing amusement, and Ardus frozen with his hands over the glass, his eyes wide. She breezed into the room, tossing an easy glance up at his desk as she passed. Ardus's head never moved, but his eyes followed her to her desk. She heard him draw a sharp breath through his nose and make a thick, rumbling sound in his throat. Nina sat at her terminal, turning her chair slightly towards the huge antique desk. “Doctor, is everything...all right?” She flipped her hair over her shoulder, glad she'd decided to curl it, and crossed her ankles. Athe turned away from her, biting his lip to hide a smirk, but Ardus stared quite obviously at a spot on his desk. If Dreen could sweat, he'd be a waterfall. He gave a curt nod, but said nothing. Nina pressed, “Are you sure? You look surprised to see me. I told you yesterday I wanted to come back to work.”

He swallowed hard. “Yes, I remember.” His hands twitched over the typing surface. He refused to look up.

“Well,” Athe interjected. He stood behind Ardus at his desk, a handful of books ready to put into their places. He gave her a conspiratorial wink. “I'm happy to see you up and around, Doctor. Did you get enough rest?”

Athe, you clever Dreen. “Yes I did, Athe. Thank you.”

“You look well. Doesn't she look well, Doctor?” Athe bumped the back of Ardus's chair with his elbow and Ardus started. “What?”

“Tell her, Doctor.”

“Tell her what?” Ardus turned in his chair, but Athe started putting books away on the shelf so Ardus couldn't see his grin. “Tell her she looks well.”

“Oh....ah...” Ardus looked pained. He turned slowly, his eyes widening as they met with Nina's. “You look...” he paused, “you look well.”

Athe, you brilliant jerk. Nina brushed a meticulously curled lock of her dark hair behind her ear and watched the biologist's jaw clench. “Thank you, Doctor. And thank you for lunch yesterday, that baked eel was...” she touched her lips with the tip of her tongue, “amazing."

What's this? Just another teeny excerpt from my novel, STARFISH, currently running on Wattpad. As of this post, there are 30 chapters available to read for FREE and we're getting close to the end of the tale 😁

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BIG NEWS

As of 1/24/2023, STARFISH ranks #1 out of 23.9K stories in the 'aliens' category and #25 out of 1.9 million stories in the 'romance' on Wattpad!!

Also, I am THRILLED to announce that I won Best Title in the sci-fi genre for the Berry Pancake Awards and 3rd place overall in the Red Carpet Awards!

Yay me! 😁

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