And I'll drive 30 minutes to avoid ONE SPECIFIC Taco Bell in my city because I'd rather get a cold burrito from a human being than a warm one from the machine who replaced her.

Take celebrity to mean whatever you want it to mean.

I have a photo of me with Tom Baker (Doctor Who) that's a constant source of happiness

I have a pic of me with Leonard Nimoy that ended up saving my life.

To everyone who writes one continuous document

How do you know where your plot points are?? How do you know where to find the name of that one guy seventeen chapters ago when you don't have chapter breaks?? HOW DO YOU EVEN WORK LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

plz reblog for science

Finally, I'm part of the 1% of something!!

Reblog to summon your new companion. Like to give them a little treat.

We are not held personally responsible for any breaking of reality, bodily transformations, or romantic/sexual relationships that may occur.

I chose the werewolf for... reasons

you're required to participate in this poll btw. i need data

tumblr what is wrong with you first the walrus vs fairy thing and now this? are you saying it's less fucked up to find out you're not a biological organism than find out you're a human created from one parent-twin who is genetically identical to you?

Clone: horror at the lie of your body (for what purpose? how many are there? are they like you?)

vs.

Robot: horror at the lie of your mind and your humanity itself (have you ever actually had a thought of your own, or is everything you are/you think/you understand just created by another person’s brain? whose mind/brain are you?? whose thoughts are in your head?? What does it mean to “think” when you’re only a manmade echo of humanity constructed from Boolean logic loops? Do you even have a soul?)

There’s a CLEAR ANSWER HERE.

clone: you are the theft of another being, inextricably tied by the blood running through your veins they may not have even given to you. you aren't you, you're them, you were made to be them, you're not different, there shpuld not be a you, you are them,

robot: ok well im a robot so show me my blueprints so i can install a sword in my arm to beat up ppl that i dont like. what the fuck ever. can i run doom

Robot: your physical make-up is not what you thought it was, but you are still you.

Clone: you are not even the real you, are you? You're a copy and the real you is out there. Are your memories real or are they the life of the other you? Is anything real?"

Guys. A clone just means you have a sibling you didn't know about. People encounter that reality all the time when they have dishonest parents. A clone is an identical sibling. It doesn't share your memories. It is not you. You are you. So what if you have an older sibling? Maybe it means your mom didn't give you DNA but she still gave birth to you and raised you. Your life was what it was. It hasn't changed.

A robot means you are not you. You are not human. You guys need to take biology classes.

Honestly not being human would be a relief at this point. I think many neurodivergent people would agree that being a robot would at least answer some questions, especially for those of us who have trouble with alexythemia.