RMHash

I just saw a recipe for angel chicken and rice casserole and i had to remember that yeah

angels probably do taste like chicken.

Cuz of the wings

But where do you buy angel meat??

Whos the butcher???!

HA!

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

Goodness you must be awfully small!

Mood

You leave me and my mopey doom/space/stoner/psychedelic metal playlists alone. If I want to hide in a dark room and listen to Spaceslug and Khemmis, then by the gods I shall.

Same, sweetheart. Same.

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

4. Fuck it, we ball.

5. Suck is better than nothing.

6. If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly (courtesy of my father, rest him).

7. Go big or go home, either way you're moving.

8. Better to be a smartass than a dumb one (also courtesy of my father).

9. Hell with it. Can't cry over spilled milk until you spill it.

Reblogging myself again for proof that #5 WORKS

My first ever attempt at a red velvet crepe cake was... not really a disaster but certainly not winning any beauty pageants soon! HOWEVER, she is quite tasty so that makes up for the butt-fugliness 😆 Also,

Credit to Skullbird, I thoroughly enjoy their Chats with the Void series!

Next time I'll use a thinner batter and a bigger pan.

Astronomy I-

Epidemiology: FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY DO NOT LICK THE SCIENCE

Anesthesiology: Do you have time for a quick nap?

Agriology: Maybe read the room first

thinking about militaries contracting dragons to take down planes. the dragons really don’t care about the war at all, but they’re allowed to do whatever they want with the plane once they tear it out of the sky

and once the wings and tail are ripped off, a cargo plane makes a fun enrichment feeder for a bored dragon. plus the metal shell makes a nice addition to their den

Someone once mentioned to me that dragons are just Very Big Cats, and stuff like this is NOT helping me break that mental connection. Also, I'd read this book.

this slaps honestly

for everyone who wants to make this bread, i found a few recipes

Huh, Girl Dinner is not as new a concept as we thought

did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose?

yeah, it’s the raisin d’être

…OW.

:)

Yep, I bluescreened. BRAIN.exe had to restart.