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Suggestion for the easily amused: Take a bunch of Chuck Norris facts, and read them as Olivier Armstrong facts instead.
Olivier Armstrong doesn’t sleep, she waits.
The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Olivier Armstrong.
Olivier Armstrong once had an older brother who tried to play the “why are you hitting yourself” game. This is why he is referred to in the past tense.
Death once had a near-Olivier experience.
Olivier Armstrong has a grizzly bear carpet in her room. It’s not dead; it’s just too afraid to move.
Olivier Armstrong once performed human transmutation and returned with two extra limbs