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Fangs: things I want, snuggles.
Fangs: things I receive, struggles.
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Jughead: How do I get someone to like me?
FP: Tell them about yourself!
*later*
Jughead, to Betty: I'm socially awkward and can eat a cheeseburger in two bites.
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Fangs: Dude, why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Sweet Pea: Because you wanted to ensure you had a safe sleep.
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Sweet Pea: I can’t believe you’re betraying me like this.
Fangs: I’m sorry, but I have to, for the greater good.
Sweet Pea: I want a divorce.
Jughead: So... Are you buying or–?
Fangs: I’m buying it.
Sweet Pea: *flips the Monopoly board*
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Sweet Pea: *to Jughead* Look, I know I said some hurtful things last night...
Sweet Pea: I just want you to know that I stand by everything I said.
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Toni: Why is Fangs crying in the bathroom?
Jughead: He’s drunk.
Toni: And?
Jughead: He heard Sweet Pea is married.
Toni: ...
Jughead: ...
Toni: But he’s Sweet Pea's husband.
Jughead: I know.
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Fangs: I just stubbed my toe.
Sweet Pea: Do I care?
Fangs: Do you?
Sweet Pea: *hugging Fangs* Yes I do, are you okay?