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Deltarune (Deltarune) [Imagery related to Deltarune]

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others

Butchzilla lol

-Legos your charizard-

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

i gotta remember this

joker would call ICP just regular pussy

posse whatever.

Every now and then I cheer myself up by remembering that they made a Decepticon watch and called him MEANTIME.

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

explaining the concept of “blorbo from my shows” to a tudor era peasant and when i’m finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare’s hamlet at the globe theatre

*nods thoughtfully and makes a mental note to explain the term “girlboss” next*

what do those orca whales have against sonic anyway

???

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”