Tabletop & Fat Fops

would you love me if my bestial form had no remnant of human expression? if my face was unreadable, stoic, if the signifiers of personhood were gone? if i crawled on all fours, if my spine was hunched, if i didn't just bark and purr but chuff, snort, snarl? is monstrosity good when it isn't palatable? how much inhumanity can you tolerate?

Look into my eyeholes, tell me what you see

i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form.  how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices.  how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

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UPDATE: We finally got the see the potatoes

I think there might be something wrong with my copy of Beastieball! My Bongus looks a little funny

I had a vision. They're sister albums to me

Fairytale Pattern

i think a lot of liberals need to confront the fact that they don’t actually believe everyone should have basic human rights. a homeless person could call me every slur under the sun and i would still want them to have housing, food, etc. the belief that everyone is entitled to basic human rights should not hinge on whether you “like” someone or not. at that point the entire ideology crumbles.

Bunny and Beast stickers hmmm <3 Will be on sаle oneday, but for now just enjoy them. They are actually friends, not lovers, and Beast is an immortal creature (can't be killed). Bunny is such a cute lil sаdist. Together with their best friend Baffy (Baphomet, if you don't shorten the name) they are the BBB team :D Need to draw all three of them together.

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

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Layla