fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry

What are you good at?

Aries: Being beautiful

Taurus: Spending money

Gemini:  Eating and sleeping

Cancer: Making jokes

Leo: Arguing

Virgo: Being lazy

Libra: Caring for others

Scorpio: Being jealous

Sagittarius: Washing dishes

Capricorn: Earning money

Aquarius: Over thinking

Pisces: Insulting others.

12 Signs As Stages of Life

Aries: The Infant. Does things on instinct and has potential. Will throw tantrum to get something they want.

Taurus: The Toddler. Enjoys being pampered by people around them, with the nourishment they need for growth. 

Gemini: Chatterbox. Gains knowledge in rapid speed and expresses it through communication. 

Cancer: Early Childhood. Going outside to play, when they get hurt, a motherly figure in their life nurtures and cares for them. 

Leo: Middle Childhood. They actively play the Star of their own reality show with great imagination and vision that could lead others. 

Virgo: Late Childhood. Acknowledges the pressures in society and finds a more logical approach for a solution.

Libra: Teenager. Feels the pressure to fit in with their peers. Most times, they do but don’t realize it so they keep trying. 

Scorpio: Early Adulthood. Gets rid of their habit and starts their life or mindset over.  Finds deeper and more meaningful relationships. Knows that they can’t adjust to what everyone else wants and not everyone will like them. They just have to find the ones right for them.

Sagittarius: Midlife. Looks back in the past at what they’ve done and looks in the future at what they could do. Seeking more of what’s truly out there.

Capricorn: Maturity. Most things in their life has settled down after all their hard work. They have a stable career, group of friends, and family.

Aquarius: Late Adulthood. Guides and spreads their past experiences and wisdom. Using that knowledge and imagination for a new vision that can revolutionize the world.

Pisces: The Elders. Slowly retreats back to their own world in bliss. Living in the past, present and a imaginary world. Has learned to understand and appreciate the situations and the people around them.  

This is based off the archetypes itself, since everyone has different experiences.  

Reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see.  writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly but not realize it. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time.

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often.

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable.

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god.

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone.

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

The Signs when they don’t like you

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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The signs as Steven Gerrard or Frank Lampard

Aries: Steven Gerrard Taurus: Steven Gerrard Gemini: Steven Gerrard Cancer: Frank Lampard  Leo: Steven Gerrard Virgo: Frank Lampard Libra: Frank Lampard Scorpio: Frank Lampard Sagittarius: Steven Gerrard Capricorn: Frank Lampard Aquarius: Steven Gerrard  Pisces: Frank Lampard

The signs as Cristiano Ronaldo Instagram captions

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The signs as Sergio Ramos vs the Ref pictures

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The signs in a football club

Aries: The player that always hits the woodwork Taurus: The player who is always played in the wrong position Gemini: The penalty taker and most expensive player Cancer: The captain  Leo: The player who loves the club with all their heart Virgo: The player who is always left on the bench Libra: The manager Scorpio: The dirty player who always gets sent off Sagittarius: The owner Capricorn: The player who is always injured Aquarius: The vice captain and most hard-working player Pisces: The doctor

The signs soulmate from Real Madrid

Aries: Sergio Ramos Taurus: Isco  Gemini: Marcelo  Cancer: Luka Modric    Leo: Keylor Navas   Virgo: Raphael Varane   Libra: James Rodriguez   Scorpio: Pepe   Sagittarius: Toni Kroos   Capricorn: Gareth Bale  Aquarius: Cristiano Ronaldo   Pisces: Alvaro Arbeloa 

The signs as Barcelona or Real Madrid

Aries: Barcelona Taurus: Real Madrid Gemini: Real Madrid Cancer: Barcelona Leo: Barcelona Virgo: Real Madrid Libra: Barcelona Scorpio: Real Madrid Sagittarius: Real Madrid Capricorn: Barcelona Aquarius: Real Madrid Pisces: Barcelona

The signs meeting the player they hate

Aries: *slit throat hand gesture* Taurus: Talks about how much they love their team mates Gemini: Reads out list of reasons why they hate them  Cancer: Gets their photo taken anyway Leo: “I’m sorry, you are?” Virgo: Lists all their mistakes while laughing Libra: Gets their autograph so they can sell it Scorpio: Ignores them Sagittarius: Wears their rivals club shirt and asks them to sign it Capricorn: *I’m watching you gesture* Aquarius: “Oh my god, you’re *says their enemy’s name*, I love you!” Pisces: Threatens to hurt them if they ever injure their favourite player

The "I will do it just cause you said I can't" squad

Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius

the "gets bored too easily" squad

aries, gemini, sagittarius, aquarius, libra