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My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

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leaked audio from the long-lost holiday classic, Holy Fuck It’s The Gunch

looks like it’s that time of year again folks

The People’s Revolutionary Tribunal: we find you guilty of having stanned grimes, and we sentence you to death,

me: that’s fair.

me, taking the headphones off my ears that are blaring REALiTi: I don’t know what you’re talking about that part of my life is over comrades, I would never stan a reactionary!! 

The People’s Revolutionary Tribunal: *opens fire*

me: oh no! a gun! 

A letter Kate Bush sent in 1978 to a 14 years old fan who requested her the lyrics to her song “Wuthering Heights” 

are movies good?

im gonna have to say no on this one

you ever just think

yes and…… that shit hurted

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to

1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive

2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)

3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background. 

Everybody please contribute

4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire

5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat

6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise

everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same

their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things you will tend to find that they are very low in height, width, etc. (you get the picture). trees, however, have a very tall height and wide girth, which makes them extremely large

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

Do it.