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i just want to thank mr forster for making maurice a dumb jock and just absolutely owning it and rolling with it. like every other writer would make clive the nerdy repressed pretty boy to be the protagonist of their Groundbreaking Gay Novel but not my man e.m.! we’re sttraight up in the dumbass zone here and im loving it

readers: but why oh WHY is maurice being an oblivious jerk?! e.m. forster, an absolute legend: thats because he’s dumb as fuck :)

clive, leaning on some mantelpiece: only once you read Phaedrus you will understand the depth of my… inclinations… the plague of my soul… maurice who just came back from rugby practise, shaking mud off his hair: ive never heard of any fade-russ but i sure do love dick