They are just like me forreal

every time I see film of a platypus I am struck again by how small they are

It’s wild to me bc I always think they’re at least the size of a large raccoon

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

Doctor Who text posts: Twelve + Clara edition

I've solved it.

Caught webster trying to get scritches on his fave scritch place lol

Snorft

@bovineblogger

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

MOVE IDIOT

He just chillin

“This water sure does like hitting me”

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

There are two kinds of people, separated by the way they dealing with heart shuttering break up:

2. ...or career overachiver.

The number of people in the notes of this being like “lol i’m the motorist” with 0 sense of shame or self awareness is crazy. You should all get your licenses taken away

I get anxious around cyclists so I made this

Oh I’m gonna cry

viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

sevika becoming a mom to 2 kids that ain’t even hers is so 40 year old stud coded LMFAOOOO she is the father that stepped up

everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf

when you realize your lesbian gf’s dysfunctional family is just a nonverbal child, a furry, and a blue-haired girl with pronouns

Yea that definitely would rock the bed for sure