in middle school my friend would cope with the death of her mother by always replying to a yo mama joke with “my mom’s dead actually” and it was both hilarious and awful enjoy!

ok well at least the cat’s not impossible

THIS CONCEPT >>>>>

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

Story time: When I was at university in Japan I lived in an international dorm with all of the other foreign exchange students, and my best friend at the uni was a French girl who lived directly across the hall from me. Nausicaa, and we taught each other slang from our native languages. 

One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)

Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that” 

She told me later that day that of all the things she taught me and we learned together, she was so proud that saying “up your ass, like my dick” was what stuck

I don’t think I ever shared this one? I made it back in the spring when I was experimenting with how to edit together animations. 

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hey can u please take a moment to stop scrolling and watch this

even if u cant do anything personally this info needs to be known so please boost this

link to the tiktok

link to their bio

link to the website they mention

link to their instagram

and here’s some article links to what’s talked about in the video x x x x x

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

Do you know who I am? Why don’t you take a closer look?

Zutara Week 2021 Day 4: No Official Prompt

Prompt Used: Lavender

It had started with garden walks. Zuko had needed an excuse to get away from ruling a nation and Katara had needed time away from ambassador duties. And they both needed a friend. So they’d walk the palace gardens together for an hour or so a few times a week and talk about anything but politics or war.

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AVATAR: The Last Airbender belongs to Viacom & NICKELODEON, Bryan Konietzko and Michael DiMartino. Distorted Reality the fanfiction and comic are fanworks unaffiliated with the official series.

[x] Bonus:

drawn for #zkweek2021 - day 5: "Mend". my fave niche fanfic trope is zuko doing extra chores when he joins the group.

katara has been the gaang's designated Caretaker™ for 3 seasons. and now all of a sudden this jerk shows up and he washes the dishes without being asked?? she's relieved but also Suspicious because /obviously/ he has an ulterior motive, right?

(basically... in that nebulous period of time between "The Western Air Temple" and "The Southern Raiders" katara really, Really wants to hate zuko, but it's becoming increasingly difficult.)

drawn for zkweek2021 - day 1: "Hair".

Zutara Week 2021 Day 1: Hair

Steam family doing their morning routine, I just know each and everyone of them has gorgeous HAIR 😌

YES it’s zk week in my timezone, I have 2 other entries left but might be late in posting them because it’s my finals week 🥲