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Never Trust Plastic Hippos

@riderofpern / riderofpern.tumblr.com

Just... don't. Don't trust them
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drasin

“And tell Luke to stop calling me on every crap, I’m a single dad, I have better things to do.”

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Tell me you have daddy issues without telling me you have daddy issues

I’ll go first.

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gffa

I AM DYING YOU GUYS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING NOT JUST THAT THE BABY WAS LIKE “FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT” AND JUST SLAMMED THE PRAM LID SHUT BUT THIS IS ON THE HEELS OF LAST SEASON WHERE CARA AND DIN WERE ARM WRESTLING AND THE BABY WAS LIKE

REAL FUCKIN’ MAD  AND WAS LIKE I’M GONNA STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU WHEN HE THOUGHT DIN WAS GENUINELY IN DANGER BUT THIS SHIT?  GETTING INTO FIGHTS WITH LOWLIFES ON WHAT’S PROBABLY A HO-HUM HUNT FOR INFORMATION? APPARENTLY IT’S JUST ROUTINE AND BORING DIN’S NOT IN ANY ACTUAL REAL DANGER, I’M GUESSING SO THE BABY’S JUST LIKE “NAH, I’M NOT DEALING WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN,  YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN, SEE YOU IN A FEW” AND JUST LOL FOREVER THAT YOU HAVE TWO MODES WITH THE BABY: - “NAH” - “YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS YOUR NEW ANGRY BABY OVERLORD OR WILL CRUSH YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND” THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN. GOD, LOL, STAR WARS IS THE BEST

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if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on:

  • plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them
  • eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box
  • cold, 4-day old leftovers
  • peanut butter straight out of the jar
  • eating two slices of bread
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riderofpern

1. Yes. Its the cronch

2. No. I don't eat cereal, like, ever.

3. Yes, especially pizza

4. Been there, at least im getting protein

5. Yeah but not plain. Need butter or jelly

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Booster Gold #12

Hot damn Alfred

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clownarmy

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

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bailesu

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.  

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

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Anonymous asked:

SO I FOUND THE BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE TO WRITE/STUDY TO. Search for the channel called “Ambient Worlds”. They have a soundscape MANDALORIAN THEMED. It has a ton of different animated scenes from Tatooine and desert sounds mixed with music from the show. OBSESSED. ~🍓

Oh my goodness, I just started listening to it and it’s playing “Sacrifice” right now and I’m gonna cry

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riderofpern

Thank you for this! Im always lookong for new things to listen to while working. There are a few different vids on this channel im excited for!

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