ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

would you?

Hey guys! Wanna join a discord server geared towards plurals with Markiplier Ego introjects?? Or are you a big fan of Mark and want to talk about it?? You’re in luck!

You don’t have to be plural to join, don’t worry. You do however have to be 18+

thank you tumblr for helping me crush my chest dysphoria. real men have fat tits 🫡

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

muppetness of said offspring

The Lonely

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Source

Feel free to use!

graveyard subsystem stimboards (6/20): savior

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hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

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Nice!! Double the sugar rush!

graveyard subsystem stimboards (8/20): paragon

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Today's song is Rule #21 - Momento Mori by Fish in a Birdcage!

This song makes me very stimmy lol

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MR J, MR J!!

I remembered this randomly + started quoting it. 🤣

Source: Don't Laugh Challenge #4