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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

The joy is indescribable here all over the Gaza Strip. This thing seems like a literal miracle.

Rafah crossing will be opened tomorrow, God willing. We need help, friends. Please donate.

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

I mean the joke writes itself:

me when im so sweet and beautiful

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

It’s a lovely Christmas party in Camelot, and you are a horrible Green Knight.

Good job team.

Like the US government is banning an entire app. I don’t want to hear bitching about Chinese censorship from the newspaper where the billionaire owner blocked a presidential endorsement.

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Trying to cause an asthma attack at my family's gift exchange. The gobbler. I made 3 of these bitches.

"Want some wine?"

"YEP yep yep yep yep yep..."

DS Niners (unfinished) baseball card set

twelfth night is an insane play like oh I fell in love with this girl because I thought she was a guy and obviously I can't marry her so I'll marry her practically identical twin brother I've only just met instead. because I'm straight. I'm straight. It's because I'm straight

Wicked x Reductress pt 2 (p1) (pt 3)

Wicked x Reductress pt 1 (p2) (pt 3)

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*