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the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw
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Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???
Out of jail if anyone’s wondering
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Not these two again (I will do it again).
Ummmm, soon-to-be father-son angst or something.
Jason's line after this was originally: "I don't need a lecture from the guy who swapped his scales and sword for cigarettes and guns," but I have other stuff I wanna move on to and the frames kinda got fucked, sooo.
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You’re laughing???? Jason Todd actually did die and was resurrected via “Lazarus Fluid” again and you’re laughing??????
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best depiction of the batfam will always be "You grew up to be the person who would have saved you" but it applies to them each respectively and that's why none of them can see eye to eye and also get up their own asses about things and go to such great lengths to defend their personal brand of justice. Because they can never stop trying to save themselves from their own history.
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I can never agree with the “Jason should’ve stayed dead to haunt the narrative” for multitude of reasons one of them being that I think Jason made a more effective specter when he was alive again. A monster of Bruce’s own creation that cannot be ignored. He’s haunting the whole city. Under the red hood is about a poltergeist that knocks your shit off the walls and leaves messages in blood on the mirror and pushes you down the stairs <3
#this is what he should beeeee#red hood should be fighting everyone bats rouges traffickers#he beats the crap out of his family when they’re in his way but will also insistingly throw himself in dangers way to save them#narratively Jason can never be not at odds with Bruce so he should get to be antagonistic and genius about it at least
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false alarm everyone he’s chillin
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SOMEWHERE IN THE WAYNE MANOR
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Can we all stop pretending Tim Drake had a bad relationship with his parents like correct me if I’m wrong but to my knowledge they really cared for each other and he was devastated when they died 😭
#they were absent but not neglectful Tim had care takers and boarding school#which most people would not consider bad parenting#they seemed to make an effort to spend time with Tim whenever they are around him#but it’s also insinuated their marriage issues were getting worse and they were trying to spare Tim the worst of it#but were definitely not cruel or disproving of him#if anything they have ridiculously high expectations and opinions on him#after Janet’s death Jack could get toxic at times but it was always out of misplaced worry#Jack is just a emotionally constipated control freak like Bruce but he has no control#but Tim very much loved and was loved by his parents#they were just classic 90s business people who were written before the normalization of cellphones
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when i'm in making shit up competition and my opponent is batfam tiktok
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AU of Lost days where Jason blew up the Batmobile before Bruce got back to it, then left without explaining or revealing himself. Every few months he comes back to town and blows it up again just to really torment the man. When Batman stops using the batmobile at all, he spices things up by blowing up one of Bruce Wayne’s cars. Really make him sweat.