Halamshiral - Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia

I’ve been working on this for a while. Some of the lyrics came to me the first couple times I heard the song. The rest took some work. It’s a labor of love and I hope you all enjoy it.

Come on, come on, there’s an assassin At the masquerade in the Winter Palace Gotta pick a date, put my dress suit on It’s a masquerade in the Winter Palace

When I hit the dance floor Hit the dance floor Florianne will have to lead Sera’s too much She’s too much Mai Bhalsych of Korse

Baby I know Halamshiral is my world tonight (Halamshiral!) Baby I know Halamshiral is my world tonight (Halamshiral!) Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine

Come on, come on, the servants are gone Venatori are here and it won’t be long Gotta grab Iron Bull, put my armor on Venatori are here and it won’t be long

When I hit the dance floor Hit the dance floor Florianne will have to lead Sera’s too much She’s too much Mai Bhalsych of Korse

Baby I know Halamshiral is my world tonight (Halamshiral!) Baby I know Halamshiral is my world tonight (Halamshiral!) Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine

(Halamshiral!) (Halamshiral!) Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine Oh, oh

Baby I know Halamshiral is my world tonight (Halamshiral!) Baby I know Halamshiral is my world tonight (Halamshiral!) Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine Cassandra punched somebody While I danced with Josephine

La, la, la, la, la, la, la (Halamshiral!) La, la, la, la, la, la, la (Halamshiral!) La, la, la, la, la, la, la (Halamshiral!) La, la, la, la, la, la, la (Mai Bhalsych of Korse!)