Almayce looks like an action figure from an Ashens video
Rewatching the old Ashens Playmobil Advent Calendar from 2013 really makes the officially licensed and probably more expensive calendars he's doing this year even more embarrassing
Exactly one hour ago, the entirety of the Funk Pop Anti-Defamation League broke into a cold sweat
So I watched the new Ashens video.
Richard Dreyfuss has become so obsessed with UFOs, he's stickin' 'em on vaginas.
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one of these days Ashens is going to fucking die
Today I learned that this is the full version of the jingle at the start of every Ashens video.
I don’t know who is responsible for this, but it is excellent.
This was the greatest two and a half minutes of my life.
My mate is laughing his head off. He's just realized I'm completely out of breath, and now I've got to try and inflate a saxophone!
Ashens
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Minecraft videos are the Youtube equivalent of managing a call center.
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"Colour Your Own Rabbit". You color your own rabbit, cheeky fucker.
Ashens
retroactivelyours reblogged
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.
Harry Patridge: Somebody's gonna say "actually it's Frankenstein's Monster, that's the real name". His real name is actually Steve.
Ashens: Steve Monster. Middle name "The".