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౨ৎ જ⁀➴ twenty, in grad school, jujutsu kaisen writing. this blog makes exclusively sfw content - specifically fluff and comfort. please be mindful when interacting! :]

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Chilled to the bone

When you were enlisted as a sidekick with The Genius Office agency, you had been hoping to work as a supporting hero for Best Jeanist, you were, in fact, not expecting to be sent into the mountainous wilderness to aid in the apprehension of a snow villain.

Even more so, you were certainly not expecting to be working alongside pro-hero Dynamight.

And yet here you were.

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Wishful Thinking

arranged marriage with nanami… a continuation

pt. 1 - pt. 2

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The silence that permeates the car you were shuffled into with your husband is suffocating.

Your life partner had let go of your hand the moment he had reached to buckle you into your seat. You strain your fingers now, hoping the sweat on your palms hadn't been noticeable.

A driver from your clan's estate had been tasked with dropping you and your husband off at your newly arranged space. You knew this man, the man who was seated directly to your left, was not affiliated with any clan, this meant you had no idea where you were headed.

Several shipments of your belongings had been retrieved over the weeks since the higher-up's declaration of marriage for you had been in place. A steady and simple move-in awaited you. Something you weren't particularly happy about.

You thought through a list of things to occupy yourself with instead of awkwardly standing in this stranger mans presence.

As curious as you were about your future arrangements, you truly could not ignore the silence in this vehicle much longer. Had you married any of the expected bachelors, you were sure your ear would be talked off at this point, yet, you did not even know this mans name.

You took in a deep breath, preparing to speak, the blonde fellow, (your literal husband) turned to meet your eyes, likely having expected you to say something. His eyes shock you, and you turn away once more to stare out the window.

You strain your hand into a fist and work up the courage. Turning with an inhale once more, you force out words before you can change your mind, "Terribly sorry..." You start, looking him in the eyes, "Could you remind me of your name?"

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Anonymous asked:

good morning!!💗 little smau suggestion if you’re up for it! They react to someone rudely bumping into/generally disrespecting you in public

Coming out in a few hours ! Thank you for requesting and voting !!

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Wishful Thinking

arranged marriage with nanami… a continuation

pt. 1 - pt. 2

〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰

The silence that permeates the car you were shuffled into with your husband is suffocating.

Your life partner had let go of your hand the moment he had reached to buckle you into your seat. You strain your fingers now, hoping the sweat on your palms hadn't been noticeable.

A driver from your clan's estate had been tasked with dropping you and your husband off at your newly arranged space. You knew this man, the man who was seated directly to your left, was not affiliated with any clan, this meant you had no idea where you were headed.

Several shipments of your belongings had been retrieved over the weeks since the higher-up's declaration of marriage for you had been in place. A steady and simple move-in awaited you. Something you weren't particularly happy about.

You thought through a list of things to occupy yourself with instead of awkwardly standing in this stranger mans presence.

As curious as you were about your future arrangements, you truly could not ignore the silence in this vehicle much longer. Had you married any of the expected bachelors, you were sure your ear would be talked off at this point, yet, you did not even know this mans name.

You took in a deep breath, preparing to speak, the blonde fellow, (your literal husband) turned to meet your eyes, likely having expected you to say something. His eyes shock you, and you turn away once more to stare out the window.

You strain your hand into a fist and work up the courage. Turning with an inhale once more, you force out words before you can change your mind, "Terribly sorry..." You start, looking him in the eyes, "Could you remind me of your name?"

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cosmicatta

Ask & Answered!

tagged by @toastdarling 🌸 thank you!

◈   TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

  • favourite colour(s): every shade of blue
  • favourite flavour(s): cinnamon, cherry, teriyaki
  • favourite genre(s): fantasy, magical realism, mystery
  • favourite music: honestly I'll listen to pretty much anything, from hard rock to classical music, but I have a special preference for 80s hits and Japanese indie
  • favourite movie(s): Pride and Prejudice (2005), Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek 2
  • favourite series: Good Omens, One Piece, Haikyuu!!, Gravity Falls
  • last song: Your body is a weapon by The Wombats
  • last movie: Glass Onion
  • currently reading: The house in the cerulean sea by TJ Klune
  • currently watching: One Piece, Buddy Daddies
  • currently working on: in a creative sense, working on a zosan royal au fic, several fanart pieces and a few fantasy au concepts I'm excited about; in a personal sense, working on my insecurities, hoping to improve my lifestyle by trying sports for the first time (kendo, specifically!) and studying for a competitive exam
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yasu-1234

thank you for the tag @cmdrfupa 🥰 it was nice getting to know you as well!! my friend and i had a rocky horror picture show phase too that movie is iconic.

◈ TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

  • favourite colour(s): green, blue, yellow
  • favourite flavour(s): soy sauce and spice
  • favourite genre(s): sci-fi, speculative fiction
  • favourite music: id listen to anything but i love jazz, indie, and rap.
  • favourite movie(s): her (2013), tokyo story (1953), aftersun (2022), in the mood for love (2000)
  • favorite series: the good place, derry girls, ted lasso
  • last song: like a tattoo by sade
  • last movie: wild robot (2024)
  • currently reading: invincible cities by italo calvino
  • currently watching: culinary class wars again
  • currently working on: long overdue higuruma x reader collab fic. upcoming irl events. helping a friend with their upcoming film 🥰🥰

Thank you both @cmdrfupa and @yasu-1234 for the tags!!🖤 I loved this game in particular because it gave me the chance to get to your beautiful personality better! 🧡😍

Favourite colour(s): maroon, teal, sienna, olive green

Favourite flavour(s): mint, cinnamon, pistachio, dark chocolate

Favourite genre(s): gothic horror, dystopian, crime fiction, classics, essays/non-fiction.

Favourite music: I'm totally omnivorous when it comes of music (from edm/house to jazz/blues/soul) but my fav is def indie (rock)

Favourite movies: 'The Great Gatsby', 'Howl's moving castle' and any Time Burton movie (especially 'Sweeney Todd: the demon barber of Fleet Street')

Favourite series: Got/Hotd (Aemond my beloved!!), Jjk, Penny Dreadful, The Witcher, Shadow and bone.

Last song: 'No light, no light' by Florence+the Machine

Last movie: 'Beetlejuice 2'

Currently reading: "In search of lost time" by Proust (re-reading)

Currently watching: Arcane S2, The Apothecary Diaries 

Currently working on: a Picture of Dorian Gray x Nanami fic and projecting a Kamo Noritoshi x reader series…

I'm super flattered to me included in this. Thank you @dreamingkitsunewrites 💜❤️🩷Especially considering I'm not a fan fiction author like you talented folks that I follow and am mutuals with. But I'm going to give him all!

FAVORITE COLOR(S): canonically my favorite color is purple, because when my daughter was very young and she asked me what my favorite color was I said purple and that has been the color that I have received everything in for the rest of my life. I also like yellow because of lemons.

FAVORITE FLAVOR (S): I'm a sucker for everything Buffalo flavored on the savory side. On the sweet side I always choose strawberry from the fruit genre, and then I also love salted caramel, toffee nut, and white mocha. Yes, there is a pattern. Yes, it is coffee flavors! LOL

FAVORITE GENRE(S): I love historical period pieces of almost any time, but especially regency. I am also a sucker for romance, but only in historical or supernatural types. I'm not a fan of contemporary romance.

FAVORITE MUSIC: I literally listen to anything that catches my ear. I have been a lover of all music since I can remember. If I had to pick a favorite it would probably be hard rock from the 90s when I was a teenager. But literally any genre you put in front of me I have some favorites that I can jam out to in it.

FAVORITE MOVIES: The Illusionist, Clueless, Pride and Prejudice, Crimson Peak, and the Spiderverse movies.

FAVORITE SERIES: The Anita Blake; Vampire Hunter and Merry Gentry book series from Laurell K Hamilton. The Hollows book series by Kim Harrison . Supernatural and Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

LAST SONG: Never Scared by Bone Crusher

LAST MOVIE: Deadpool and Wolverine

CURRENTLY READING: A Shiver of Light (Book 9 of the Merry Gentry series) by Laurell K Hamilton (re-read)

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Demon Slayer

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Work :( I'm not a FanFiction on their side I don't have a current fanfiction that I'm working on. But they're out on my life I have picked up and put down an idea for a novel. I have been working on it and putting it aside for decades. It's a paranormal suspense romance, but anything further than that I can't tell you cuz those details always shift and change every time I pick it back up.

Super no pressure to anybody I tagged. Still feel weird tagging people I follow her mutuals and or participating in these events because I feel I'm too old to do it. But I'm going to do it anyways. Love you all!

I'm super flattered that I'm getting tagged in these things, thank you @lemonlimecrystal-blog, I love learning about people :]

  • favorite color(s): green, blue, and dark red !
  • favorite flavor(s): umami (but I do tend to like sweet and savory flavors equally)
  • favorite genre(s): although I typically write romance, it is actually my least read genre in everyday life, I loved sci-fi and fantasy as a child (ie. Tolkien/Heinlein) but more recently have loved speculative/historical fiction. I haven't read much gothic fiction but every book in that genre I have read I quite liked + any good short story !
  • favorite music: jazz, folk, indie/indie pop, but I will always have room in my heart for classical...
  • favorite movie(s): life is beautiful (1997), the princess bride (1987), pride and prejudice (BBC's version as well as the 2005 remake), little women (1994 and 2019) and several others …
  • favorite series: I didn't grow up watching television, but I do remember liking Anne With An E !
  • last song: dreams - 2004 remaster by fleetwood mac lol
  • last movie: I think it might have been white chicks actually -_-
  • currently reading: I who have never known men - Jacqueline Harpman
  • currently watching: I don't really watch tv but I did just watch over the garden wall
  • currently working on: arranged marriage Nanami pt. 3, chapter 2 of my angsty Satoru series, + I am also outlining a dramione fic rn which I know is crazy and maybe even a oneshot for Bakugou? Oh, and of course the conclusion of dog-sitter toji !

Absolutely no pressure and totally non-committal tagging, you have no obligation to do this, and also I'm sorry if you've already been tagged, I wanted to open the floor to some of my lovely mutuals as well as some blogs I love + anyone interested in joining !

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Anonymous asked:

I'm not sure if you have done one like this before, but a smau where you flinched after they reached out towards you maybe? Be that to touch you or to pick something up, they spooked you enough to recoil.

tomorrow’s smau, thank you for requesting and voting!

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there is no word that could describe how lovely your works are. your characterisations and style are wonderfully crafted, easy to understand, yet feels much more real than most i've found on this site.

while i am aware i am not the intended audience of your works, as i am a transmasc, i enjoy consuming your content and have found myself longing and anticipating any notification from your blog.

thank you for sharing your posts, red.

—love, kai 🌸

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hey love, this is such a heartwarming message to receive, I’m so glad that despite my typical writing style you still enjoy my stuff! I appreciate you !

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Anonymous asked:

Hihi!

Your blog is really pretty!

no you

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Anonymous asked:

HELLOZ just wanna drop something in the inbox to say I LOVE u're content sm that every time you pop up randomly in my feed I just immediately start bingeing(?) Your smaus.

Also take care of urself and don't burn urself out from all of the requests!!!🎀

You are far too kind! Thank you, my love, I’m glad you like the stuff I made :)

If I ever seriously need a break I will endeavor to take one, but I typically try to pace myself, thank you for being so thoughtful!

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Anonymous asked:

i was the anon from a little while ago that said that ‘i will’ by mitski is soooooo choso coded🫣🫣 i have another one.. ‘forward beckon rebound’ by adianne lanker is also soo very much choso coded

omg hi!

You’re so right! I love a Adrianne Lenker. That song always feels to me like letting go of fear and that is very much Choso coded :3

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