Here we have the avocados at law. Ironically, in spite of the name- and their place of employment- only one of them actually follows the law. And that would be our precious cinnamon roll, Foggy. Matt only follows the law during the day and expects other people to follow the law even though he beats people up all the time. Karen killed a man once and doesn’t trust the legal system at this point because it’s failed her.

When your mom passes the phone to you and makes you say hi

Xmen Apocolypse:

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My brain: Pietro should be allowed to have a gun.

Me: why? He's faster than a gun

My brain: so he can throw it his father

Me: Throw??? He could shoot it but wait, anyways it's magneto! This is a no win situation! He could easily stop it.

My brain: you fool. The gun was a distraction. He's already punched his father in the face.

Me: ah.