what would you have me do?

dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up

this video specifically is the reason i have this sense of humor

There is a Veggietales LOTR parody called the Lord of the Beans, and it is the best parody of anything created ever.

The Silly Songs with Larry from that movie is an Elvis parody that sets up the line “You’re no elf! You’re an Elvish impersonator!”

Every character name is a glorious pun. The Gollum character lost his magic bean when he used it to summon a 300-pound marshmallow peep and fell into a sugar coma. I don’t even know

Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian

Fellas… the creator of Veggietales has seen it

😭

Everybody's got a water buffalo Yours is fast but mine is slow Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know But everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooh I took my buffalo to the store Got his head stuck in the door Spilled some lima beans on the floor Oh, everybody's got a

[ID: Basically there's this cucumber]

I did a thing…

Shout out to @spectrumbunny for inspiring me to make my own version.

NOW TAG YO SELF SOME ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHRISTIAN VEGETATION

This is perfect.

CHRISTIAN MEMES HAS GONE TOO FAR

YESSSSSS