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what would you have me do?

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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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Closure

Secretly, Emma thought he might be a robot. Maybe she could go with papa to see him, and find his off switch, so that they never had to think about him ever again.

When Adrien goes to visit his father in prison, Emma is determined to make sure that her papa will never be sad again.

Words: 3072, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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flightfoot

This was a really cute fic!

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fozmeadows

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

Another good post to read for those writing small human characters. 

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jennytrout

My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.

My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.

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cantnotknope

I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults. 

*Looking at a bowl of pears* “Can you please pass me the… apple’s friend?” 

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So at this point I just have to assume that every interaction Marinette and Adrien have is Adrien thinking that Marinette is a god of weird, surreal humor.

Why did Marinette give me a pottery wheel and then immediately throw it in the garbage? Because she's hilarious. Marinette's turning my car down because she's taking coleslaw? lol bon appetit. Marinette calls me hot fifty times in weird stuttering sentences before ultimately answering my question with something normal like "yeah dogs are great"? She's so funny. These are the greatest jokes. I never have any idea where these conversations are going and I love it.

I honestly can't even blame him. I'm taking back his oblivious card. It's so much better in my head that he just thinks she's the funniest girl in school.

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polkavona

Deaf!Marinette Headcannons

I haven’t seen a lot about this AU (I know theres some somewhere but I can’t find it I didn’t make this up) @mahaliciously thank for the lil nudge that makes me want to write this rip me and my like four fics now

  • Marinette was born with very poor hearing and was completely Deaf by the time she was 5.
  • she barely remembers sounds at all
  • Her love for designing is not only for the fashion but for the fact that hearing isn’t needed any way shape or form
  • her bullying was because she can’t hear herself.
  • I don’t know if you ever met someone who was Deaf but people can be rude and think they’re retarded because their voice doesn’t always sound normal so Chole being the witch she is made fun of marinette for that (Its making me angry to imagine it)
  • So marinette kinda trained herself to not laugh or use her voice at all
  • And she can read lips
  • So when the umbrella scene happens she giggles using her voice for the first time and Adrien tells her she has a beautiful laugh and not to listen to Chole
  • it was the cutest little giggle to she was so shy
  • my heart
  • yeah poor girl is hella whipped
  • When she’s ladybug she has cute lil antennas to help her sense things that she can’t hear but it doesn’t ALWAYS work. 
  • when she first met chat Noir she didn’t speak or give any indication she couldn’t hear because she already felt like she wasn’t meant to be ladybug, last thing she wanted was to be told that for something she couldn’t control.
  • Chat Noir realizes his partner is Deaf when she cant understand what ivan the rock is saying and how she signs out a cuss word in anger when he used cataclsym to early
  • she doesn’t yell lucky charm but thinks it in her head and does the same motion so it still works sense tikki KNOWS what Ladybug was saying
  • She doesn’t give a speech to the Hawkmoth butterfly display but Chat Noir speaks for them when he sees the fire in her eyes
  • sense He didnt know sign language when they meet she made motions to take off her earrings and looked at him apologetically for all the trouble he caused
  • she is to cute for him to handle
  •  they defeat stoneheart together
  • Alya knows how to sign sense she has a Deaf Aunt (Roll with me on this one okay) and wants to punch chloe the moment they meet 
  • Chat learns to sign just so he can make his puns for her and make her giggle because that’s his only goal in life
  • the first time he ever hears Ladybugs voice is her small laugh she tried to stifle when he dramatically fell over on one of their earliest patrols
  •  Poor boy is so whipped for her
  • the city doesn’t know she’s deaf Chat usually speaks and Ladybug pulls a whole stoic cool superhero act on propose to hide it
  • No one seems to wonder why she doesn’t speak they assume its to hide her identity or that shes maybe mute or something
  • she and chat get really fast at the one hand alphabet sense they got yo yo’s and batons to deal with
  • besides that’s all he learned at first so it was easier anyway
  • Ladybug does get angry at Chat Noir for always trying to take the hits and protect her
  • Just because she cant hear doesn’t mean shes some fragile flower she will kick your ass

more Headcannons under the cut~ (From some episodes where it would change a lot or cause some more drama~) would anyone want me to actually re write this whole plot out?? Idk

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Idk i just wanted to draw adrien stealing nino’s hat lol

@celestialmaidenshipper and @armaryllis-kawaii were talking about how he’d do that thing that ash does in pokemon and they’re ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

nino: who tf is plagg

So who would be team rocket in this senerio?

nino and alya but instead of trying to steal pikachu (or in this case, plagg?? i guess?) theyre just trying to get ninos hat back

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luckycharmer

I dont have the original post, but back when pokemon go came out @kwamikwami did a wonderful rendition of Plagg in a lil Pikachu outfit⚡️

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