what would you have me do?

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

Reminds me of the time my American Lit classmates and I turned our chapter reviews of The Scarlet Letter into memes and we had a meme review.

So the Ahsoka show (and a dream I had last night) gave me an idea. Imagine: AU where in Chapter 11 of The Mandalorian, Bo-Katan tells Din to go to Ahsoka... but also says that if Ahsoka won't help, then he should try finding her apprentice, Sabine Wren, on Lothal.

So after Ahsoka refuses to train Grogu, Din goes to Lothal before he tries Tython, which is therefore where everything with the Darktroopers goes down, which means that (a) Sabine is able to give Hera a heads up that the Empire is Doing Something, and (b) Sabine ends up inadvertently roped into the events of the rest of Mando S2. The Grogu rescue mission sort of helps her feel better---at least to feel like she's doing something. Din, meanwhile, sees someone just like him, who needs to keep busy to keep her mind off her trauma, so he decides to call her up for a little "help" whenever he feasibly can claim he needs it, or for some Jedi Training™ with Grogu (who didn't go with Luke, due to no trip to Tython and no seeing stone), or whatever excuse he can make up, which ends with Sabine getting pulled into BoBF and Mando S3, too.

Highlights include:

fanon depiction of dick and tim’s relationship being either pure fluff or pure melodramatic angst is so funny when their canon relationship is 30% emotional support, 10% gossip, 10% bickering over things that don’t matter and 50% beating each other up in a denny’s parking lot for shits and giggles

found the issue it’s nightwing (1997) annual #1 and they’re both so fucking stupid (affectionate) ❤️

I HAVE MORE CHAOS ENERGY TO ADD!

Also in this annual, Tim's best man at Dick's fake-wedding!

(True brotherly love: helping out when your pseudo-brother fake-marries a potential murderess. Look how serious Tim is taking this responsibility. I think his curled hand is guarding the wedding rings. Plus, imagine Dick and Tim shopping for those matching outfits.)

In more friendly violence, here's Tim visiting Dick's apartment in Blüdhaven (Nightwing 6):

Tim breaks in and hides in the dark, and Dick tackles and pins him. (It's how they say hello?)

Plus there's my all-time favorite, Gotham Knights 8, when Tim is trapped and Dick keeps shushing him:

(I think in the last panel Tim's doing a forearm block?)

More friendly violence in Legends of the Dark Knight 120:

PLUS there's that time in Robin 118 when they're worried someone might be watching them, so they fake a fight and it looks like this:

(before you cast doubt on their acting skills, though, consider this Actual Footage of Tim shouting at Bruce on a rooftop, and Dick doing the "I THROW UP MY HANDS AND STALK AWAY" pose)

they're dramatic morons and i love them. xD

one of my favorites (from Gotham Knights #9) is the pure chaos energy of Dick convincing Tim to sit around eating popcorn and joke with him while Bruce fights Hugo Strange on the roof of WE:

I’m mad that DC doesn’t write them like this anymore :(