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I think Marinette and Adrien should break up but like only like she’s on the phone with him and he’s like hey we should get married someday, you can wear my other ring :) and she’s like chzzzzsssszszszzzzz Adrien? I’m going through a tunnel and sssccchhh break cccczzzzzz up czzzzchhhh
@wield-the-mighty-pen’s tags are brilliant:
ladybug accidentally thirst qrts a tweet w pics of chat noir that she meant to PRIVATE quote retweet but she was sloppy and sleep deprived so she deletes it the second alya spam calls her about what the fuck she just did to the internet and then she goes on record to say that she was HACKED -> stay safe out there u guys!! remember ur 2 factor authentification!!! the next day the ladyblog releases a poll asking the people whether they think she was hacked or not. 99.9% no votes (the two yeses were ladybug herself and chat noir after she bullied him during patrol but he made like 20 spam accounts to vote no when he went home)
you know how cat owners will defend their scraggly little cats no matter what they do? post reveal marinette is like that with plagg. adrien catches her scratching his lil belly and finding extra cheese for him and he’s like “don’t let him manipulate you for snacks!” and mari is just like “but adrien he’s just a little guy. just a hungry little guy he needs cheese to live what else can i do he’s just a little baby” and plagg just smirks at adrien
adrien is a hunk only in the sense that he’s an attractive young man but he is always a dainty little wet leaf in my mind. marinette calls him a hunk but she could bench press him. thanks for coming to my ted talk
in fairness, Marinette can bench press Kim. not sure about Ivan but I wouldn't bet she can't.
It's why she got into fashion - couldn't find shirts that fit her
One last tiny sketch on this thread
alfred pennyworth driving 15 year old bruce to the mall and standing in the middle of hot topic wearing his three piece suit while bruce scurries about is an image that will not leave my mind
Chat Noir: I don't need you to protect me! We'll never get akumatized!
Ladybug:
Happy April 1st!
other Justice League members' wikipedia pages: nice, clear professional looking photos of them, usually taken by the press
Batman's wikipedia page: one (1) single unbelievably grainy photo taken from like 100 yards away, ears on the cowl the only identifiable feature, captioned 'alleged picture of the Batman'
The thing is, there are better pictures of him: the Justice League are world famous, and plenty of people have snapped photos of him helping to repel alien invasions in broad daylight. The Robins and Batgirls just keep switching them out for the bad one because they think it's funny.
I need this as a conversation between Ladybug and Chat Noir.
You have no idea how long it took me to make this.
mariano: *holding up a sign that says ‘prom’?*
camilo: oh my god, oh my god, yes!
mariano: no no no, tell dolores
camilo: oh okay
camilo: dolores, i’m going to prom with your boyfriend!
Adrien: [just out of surgery and high on anesthesia, drowsily staring at Marinette] Woah you look like Ladybug….are you Ladybug?
Marinette: [laughing] Yes.
Adrien: Why is Ladybug here?
Marinette: Kitty, I’m your wife.
Adrien: [blinking owlishly] W h o a
and the funny part is he is doing exactly what she wanted
