crossover au concept: doofenshmirtz goes to france and teams up with hawkmoth as “the local villain”. he puts a self destruct button on the elevator (bc ofc he does). when it inevitably gets pressed and reveals everything adrien looks down at them in shock and doof’s like
“wait wait wait. your son doesn’t know??”
“…there was never a good time to tell him—“
“you spend all day in here! when do you spend time with him!”
“he’ll understand when he gets his mother back”
“you’re saying you left your mourning son alone for the past year!? i get we’re evil but that’s just cruel!”
“you wouldn’t understand—“
“you’re right! i don’t! my daughter takes full priority over my villainy!”
“but i can’t rest until i get her back”
“…you really need to find a better work/life balance, sheesh”
@sketchy-panda ARE YOU SEEING THIS????
AAHAAHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER
DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUPREMACY
Now I need Perry the platypus bursting in and Gabriel and Heinz going
"A Platypus?"
Perry puts on the hat
"Perry the platypus!"
and Gabriel is still VERY MUCH confused