what would you have me do?

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

Brutus seeing the graffiti of him stabbing Caesar all over Rome, c. 44 BC

i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?

like would he cry?

losing it over these tags

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I Have died. Badly.

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y’all are forgetting the true meaning of the ides of march. today is not just about stabbing, it’s about the friendship, unity & coming together to stab in groups

stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

Star Wars Ides of March AU where Padmé gets the Delegation of 2,000 to collectively stab Palpatine in the middle of the Galactic Senate

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

your days are fucking numbered and the number is 1

This will be my first year celebrating the assassination of Julius Caesar on tumblr. I'm so excited. Thank you all for having me

MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

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