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Obi-Wan: We don’t want any trouble.
Anakin: I do.
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Thrawn: I am a Grand Admiral and you will refer to me as such!
Ezra: Okay, such.
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Han: So I'm in love with Leia.
Luke: My sister?
Han: Yeah. Thoughts?
Luke, knowing exactly what kind of a person Leia is: And prayers.
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Part 15 of ?
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‘Incorrect Star Wars’ with Obi-Wan & Anakin
(Text adapted from sithzuko)
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Anakin: the sky is beautiful tonight
Obi-Wan: yes
Anakin: you know who else is beautiful?
Obi-Wan: Padme?
Anakin: Padme.
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Padme: the best revenge, really, is being nice!
Anakin, in the distance: or murder.
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Obi Wan: hey there shit lord
Obi Wan: I meant sith lord. Stupid autocorrect
Darth Vader: this is a verbal conversation
Count Dooku: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.
Qui-Gon: I went to the park today.
Count Dooku: There you go, I hope you got something from that.
Qui-Gon: Yeah, I did.
Qui-Gon, opening a bag: This duck
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Anakin: I hate when Obi-Wan says, “Are you even listening to me?” It’s such a random way to start a conversation
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Mace: I'd like to offer you some friendly advice.
Anakin: I don't need your help.
Mace: Consider it unfriendly advice then, dipshit.
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obi-wan: there’s only one thing worse than dying.
obi-wan: [rips away paper to reveal younglings above dying]
anakin, nodding: younglings.
obi-wan: NO–
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anakin: i make good life choices.
anakin: mostly because obi-wan forces them on me.
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sabine: did it hurt when you fell?
ezra: from heaven? 😏
sabine: no, down the ladder. you just laid there for ten minutes
ezra:
sabine: we all saw it